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Song Parodies -> "Fartbreaker"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbreaker"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Fartbreaker"

Parody Written by:

Harry

The Lyrics

This song was released in 1979, around the same time Blondie released "Heart of Glass".
Fartbreaker

Your farts are like a toilet bowl, flushing out of control
Brownin' me with your violent stench, better spray some glade!
Youre the wrong kind of stinker, to release your inner gastric spree
The invincible sphincter, and I know you ate some refried beans

Youre a fartbreaker
Stink maker, whiff baker
Won't you light a match oh please!
Youre a fartbreaker
smell maker, big breaker
Don't you fart no more, no no no!

Your farts have set my house on fire, burnin out of control
You farted the farts that burn tires, they burnt my house, it's charcoal!
Youre the wrong kind of stinker, to release your inner gastric spree
The invincible sphincter, and I know you ate some refried beans

You're a fartbreaker
stink maker, whiff baker
Won't you light a match oh please!
You're a fartbreaker
big breaker, stench maker
Dont you fart no more, no no no!

Youre the wrong kind of stinker, to release your inner gastric spree
The invincible sphincter, and I know you ate more chili beans

Youre a fartbreaker,
stink maker, whiff baker
Won't you gas around outside!
You're a fartbreaker
fog maker, stench taker
Won't you fart outside, oh please!!!

Youre a heartbreaker
Stink maker, gas baker
Don't you mess around with beans!
Youre a fartbreaker
hell maker, stench taker
Fartbreaker!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Poop Pants - February 11, 2008 - Report this comment
This 80s song rocks! So does your parody.
Harry - February 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, PP.
2Eagle - February 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny, but Phil Alexander is still the master.
59Eagle - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody stinks, but since I don't much care for this OS, it works for me.
mike - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
1st they had a megastunt 2nd they did madder than you 3rd they dove into a pizza they wore jackets and helmets while they did the megastunt

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