-> "Woe is Me - Cynthia Kinney!"
Original Song Title:
"Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee"
Olivia Newton John (In Grease)
Parody Song Title:
"Woe is Me - Cynthia Kinney!"
Cindy Kinney, what a "tude!
Were you born to be so darn rude?
Your violence - not new – you've punched out more than two
Is your ego consuming you?
Kinney dear, with all due respect
What the heck did you expect?
You whisk around security without your ID
And when told to stop you continue to flee?
"I was in a hurry --- a right wing conspiracy --- I'm big - everybody should know me! -–
I was late and administrant ---- So I punched the cop – he touched me!"
Handy you use the race card again
When you clearly belong in the pen
You're a little insane and a whole lot of vain
Using battery for political gain
Listen liberal Kinney just stop
You've hit many more than just this one cop
You think all should know you're important and so
If they don't you pop "em a blow!
Look Jihad Cynthia Kinney
You're an unknown lib to most everybody
Just get a clue – our laws DO include you!
And get help for violent ego too!
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