-> "Pretty Fly(For Fidel Castro)"
Original Song Title:
"Pretty Fly(For a White Guy)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pretty Fly(For Fidel Castro)"
Parody Written by:
Tomski
The Lyrics
will we ever catch Fidel-uh-huh-uh-huh?
will we ever catch Fidel-uh-huh-uh-huh?
And everybody says he's an old Cuban guy
You know it's kind of hard
To deal with Russia today
The CIA are on Fidel's back
And he runs away
He may be old
He may not have style
But everything he sells
Will get a pretty price
So don't debate, Fidels ways
You know the CIA have tried to kill him since 1963
He's gonna run away,from his Cuban duties
He'll run away,he'll run away
So if CIA dont catch him, they will go back
To the USA,the USA
And if they dont like it,
maybe they put exploding cigars in his case again
will we ever catch Fidel-uh-huh-uh-huh?
will we ever catch Fidel-uh-huh-uh-huh?
He needs some cigars
Not just any will suffice
But they didnt have Cuban's
So he bought hamlet even though they aint nice
Now he's smoking his cigars
he sees the FBI as he pass
And the cigar explodes
And blows up his Dictator ass
will we ever catch Fidel-uh-huh-uh-huh?
will we ever catch Fidel-uh-huh-uh-huh?
Now he's in the hospital
He's getting bandaged up
He says his ass is hurtin'
But the US arent done
The doctor puts itching powder in his beard,
and it drives Fidel insane,the doctor is revealed
Holy crap its uncle sam!
So don't debate, Fidels ways
You know the CIA have tried to kill him since 1963
He's gonna run away,from his Cuban duties
He'll run away,he'll run away
So if CIA dont catch him, they will go back
To the USA,the USA
And if they dont like it,
maybe they put exploding cigars in his case again
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