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Song Parodies -> "Garlic and Onions too"

Original Song Title:

"I'd Give My Life For You"

Original Performer:

Miss Saigon

Parody Song Title:

"Garlic and Onions too"

Parody Written by:

Will Agrudis Glover

The Lyrics

This was written before 5 am for a lack of better things to do!
I have the power in my arms.
To,
Give vampires as much as I can.
Little snip of a night-life man,
I have garlic and onion, too.

You killed my daughther and my son
You,
Why should they learn of war or pain?
To be sure I'm not hurt again,
I have garlic and onions too.

You've tasted blood beyond all fear.
And you should know it's blood that brought you here.
And in one perfect night,
When the stars burned like new,
I knew what I must do.
I'll give you a million stakes I'll never own.
I'll give you a cross to conquer when you're done.

I will see what I want to see.
You
Can choose whatever your hell grants.
As long as I can have my chance,
I have garlic and onion too.

Sometimes I wake up, he'll reach for me
I feel his shadow brush my head,
But there's just moonlight on my bed.
Was he a ghost?
Was he a lie,
That made my body laugh and cry?
Then by my side the proof I see, my little one.
Show him the sun,
Bring him to me.

I will see what I want to see.
You
Can choose whatever your hell grants.
As long as I can have my chance,
I have garlic and onion too.

No one can stop what I must do.
I have garlic and onion too

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