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Song Parodies -> "Tomb Raider"

Original Song Title:

"Cool Rider (From the movie Grease 2)"

Original Performer:

Michelle Pfeiffer

Parody Song Title:

"Tomb Raider"

Parody Written by:

BarbieBimbo

The Lyrics

If you really wanna know
Why I wear my disguise
I am hiding from a team with them mean machines
And terrorist spies
I am a devil in search of treasure
Golden horse-shoes, like those things

In a foreign land
I'll be holding a gun

I'm a tomb raider
A tomb raider
If there's ghouls and stuff
That won't bother me, I'm cool
Woah, oh
I'm in search of treasure
And I wear black leather
In them playstation games, in playstation games is where I rule
I am a raider of tombs

That's the way I'm gonna be
That's the way that I feel
I want a whole lot more
Than a chunk of gold
I want ten uzis

Just give me a black motorcycle
With a jacket and map of Greece
Then move aside
'Cause I'm gonna ride..

Like a tomb raider
A tomb raider
If there's ghouls and stuff
That won't bother me, I'm cool
Woah, oh
I'm in search of treasure
And I wear black leather
In them playstation games, in playstation games is where I rule
I am a raider of tombs

I am a tooomb raider
A to-oo-oo-oomb raider
I am a tooomb raider
A to-oo-oo-oomb raider
My name is
L-A-R-A
C-R-O-F-T
My name is
L-A-R-A
C-R-O-F-T
I am a tooomb raider
I to-oo-oo-oomb raider
I am a tooomb raider
I to-oo-oo-oomb raider
My name is
L-A-R-A
C-R-O-F-T
My name is
L-A-R-A
C-R-O-F-T
(fade out)

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