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Song Parodies -> "Batman Fought Hell"

Original Song Title:

"Bat out of Hell"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Meat Loaf

Parody Song Title:

"Batman Fought Hell"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

For my Ages of Amiright................ Event 6
{Intro on the Bat-Piano, and Bat-Guitars}
{As well as some revving from the Bat Mobile}

Bat-Siren is wailing
And the Bat-Phone is calling
Way down in the Bat-Cave tonight
There's villain called "Scarecrow"
With Robin by his side
Purple Haze surely wets his tights

There's evil in the lair
I'm no Joker, I don't lie
Swear, a Penguin joined bad guy schemes

And down in the kennel
Where the doggies are barking
Dominatrix cat babe's
Stolen his butler
Drool started to foam… She's in heat

Oh, Adam West's the only hero known to this world
Christian Bale hasn't yet the rights
So he leaps in his car, out the Bat-Garage he goes
Utility belt's stocked for fights

Wayne's a playboy, no doubt
With six-billion buck house…
Still he works until the crack of dawn

But he sure makes the most out of nightlife, unpampered
When it's midnight you know
The loathsome take the throne

Seeing Batman bring Hell
He'll use brawn till the morning comes
When the fights are over
When the Batman brought Hell
Crime is gone, gone, gone
When the Batman brings Hell
He'll be tough when he's fighting bums

When the slay is won
And freedom rings "round
And justice is brought with truth

Then like a Spider, before a great Green Goblin
(Err, Wrong movie there. Sorry… Oops…)

He's going to glide from Rooftops
Like a drunk Superman
Spotting Alfred and the feline dyke
Though his weapons are hot
Well, So is Halle Berry
This is sure to be one Hell'va fight

"Pussy-Whipping" blows
As married fellas know
She's always landing on feet when hopped
But to knock her from her socks
The Bat-Bomb meets his goals
Cat Woman, like her movie, flopped

And you know you'll be saved if Batman gets you out
And bad guys will be beaten and Bruce'd
With other evil freaks who just want to take part
They are all getting bitch-slapped too

If you attack the Dark Knight
Then your life will be slight
He is surely frightening you

We'll if you're fighting Bruce Wayne
You get nothing but pain

Battle Batman
Know you're gonna be slammed

Crusader, Caped
Will sure make you misshaped

Villains feel smite
Villains feel smite
Villains feel smite… "GO BRUCE!!!"

So Brucey's, Saving Robin and the end of world
From a villainous, evil fate
Cause Penguin is armed with a bomb set to blow
We all know that wouldn't be too great

So he makes a new route
To go turn it off now
Before it blows and makes them gone

And Penguin makes the most out of his evil laughter
When it's silenced you know
The bad guy's overthrown

Watch the Batman bring Hell
Deeds are done, then the beatings come
When the fight is over
Because Batman brought hell
He has won, won, won
See the bad guys in jail
Stuff in more stupid bad hoodlums

When the slay is won
And freedom rings "round
And justice is brought with truth

Just like the winner who won the gold violin
(Charlie Daniel's Band here's to you)

Just like "Titanic", which won for 14 Oscars
(Without sinking part that's good news)

{Sound of the Bat Mobile racing off}

[Classic comic book Narrator]
"We now see Bruce Wayne
Running with a bomb
But wait!
He tosses it in lake now won't explode!"

And Penguin is cuffed
But Scarecrow still hides
Bruce's off to stop him now
Before it is way too late

Set up traps
Was thinking this through
The air he breathes makes him lose nerve
(Ahhhh! Robin claimed he's straight!)

"Wow! I think I just lost my nerve, Robin said he's straight!!!"

Then he's crawling on floor
Lost his wits, but he carries on
Worn and tired from the battles
With the bomb and dyke
Though death's brink
In comics he wins
So lets out a yell…

(Sound of film breaking)

[Movie Editor]
"Cut the last scene
We don't need, this part
With fighting…
We'll just add the closing
And explain the slay…
In Batman: The Sequel"

Batman's signing at the bottom
Of a check for a million bucks
Porn existed since this film everybody liked
And I own shirts and caps, even trinkets from Taco Bell
And the last thing I see from my car

Intriguing…
Intriguing…

I'm freaking out
See the movie
Bought a ticket today…

For "Batman: The Sequel"
For "Batman: The Sequel"
For "Batman: The Sequel"
For "Batman: The Sequel"
(I'll camp in front "fore the big crowds come)
For "Batman: The Sequel"
(I'll camp in front "fore the big crowds come)
For "Batman: The Sequel"!!!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 23

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Michael Pacholek - April 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Holy cincos, Batman!
Ann Hammond - April 02, 2007 - Report this comment
funny
alvin - April 02, 2007 - Report this comment
soaring and biting
John Barry - April 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Holy opus, Matman!
MrMacphisto - April 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Best of the day! 5-5-5
The Charnstar - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Epic, loved it, Batman Rules! 5-5-5
Agrimorfee - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Frantic writing for a frantically paced song...wowsers. Let me catch my breath. No "Holy" jokes here, just a 555.
tomario - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment
you "pussy whipped" this song a lot of work and 555 reward top job
Wolverine - April 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) I tried to follow along to the OS, but I just couldn't. I'm just not a Meatloaf kinda guy. Besides that, reading this is a great take on the Dark Knight. And I like the "accidental" switch to the opposition's movie. :-) 555
Michael McVey - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Oswald Cobblepot didn't like this one. That alone is enough to give it 5's (lol).
Jack Wilson - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it the first time,love it now, 5s
bobpiecheese - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Oh sh!t...you really wanted to make up for getting B.A.D. to do this parody, weren't you? I haven't read his version, but this one just completely rocks!
Cat - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
A few minor pacing issues, but this was great! Loved the whole thing but "Then like a Spider, before a great Green Goblin (Err, Wrong movie there. Sorry… Oops…)" really put it over the top for me.
Below Average Dave - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Well, Matthias, there are a couple parts that are going to be tough to perform on this, but I'll do my chopping and singing to it to get it done. . .and Conq, you should read it, it's one of the toughest (if not the toughest) parody I've ever had to do. . .Matthias. . .(evil eye) you know it was fun though.
Max Powered - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Batman sure let himself go.
Agrimorfee - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Holy deja vu, Batman!
McKludge - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Clooney killed Batman, Bale resurrected him, but this gives him a boot to the tuckus.
poomaster - May 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(sotm) Batman poops too!
Peter Andersson - May 20, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Am I really the first to point out "beaten and Bruce'd"? :-)
Below Average Dave - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) well, I said my piece on this one already. . .in Ages when it won that round. . .great epic effort
Michael McVey - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Refer to previous comment.
bobpiecheese - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Still awesome!
Johnny D - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A Gotham achievement of Gothic proportions.
Red Ant - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Damned fine pacing and rhyming here on a very tough OS. Peter aleady mentioned my fave line, but "Just like the winner who won the gold violin/(Charlie Daniel's Band here's to you)" was great too.
stuart mcarthur - May 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) My God, and talk about "Titanic" - this stuck nice and close to the OS so it was a cinch to read, and I did LOL at "(Err, Wrong movie there. Sorry… Oops…)" - classic case of G.I.G.E. Matty - 555
Jason - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I like it. Always liked Batman since I was a kid.
Raphaella So - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
( SOTM ) - Commented
Cat - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Mikey Squirrel - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM- I love the side comments (Sorry, wrong movie; sound of film breaking, etc.). Love Batman, love the OS, love this parody. Great job, Matthias!
wannabemustangjockey - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Wow. Just ... wow.
Lurker - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Poomaster, shut up. This parody was not about toilit humor, so you can take your mind out of the gutter. By the way I liked this one so I'll give it a perfect score.
Kristof Robertson - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Epic of proportion, and cinematic of construction. I can see you poured your batheart into this one, Matty! 555
Jack Wilson - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
This was awesome once again, this rules, 5as
Ethan Mawyer - May 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is what I get for commenting late...I have nothing new to say. This was quite long and epic and impressive
Porfle Popnecker - March 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Better than a year's supply of Shark Repellant Bat-Spray.
Mark Scotti - March 24, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) EPIC...more imaginative lines than the amount on imaginative things Batman has pulled out of his utility belt!
bobpiecheese - April 03, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!
Rex - April 06, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Holy bat-parody, Mattman! Looking forward to the sequel. :-)
Below Average Dave - April 06, 2012 - Report this comment
See above
Blaydeman - April 06, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I can't believe I didn't think of this! Great job!

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