{Intro on the Bat-Piano, and Bat-Guitars}
{As well as some revving from the Bat Mobile}

Bat-Siren is wailing
And the Bat-Phone is calling
Way down in the Bat-Cave tonight
There's villain called "Scarecrow"
With Robin by his side
Purple Haze surely wets his tights

There's evil in the lair
I'm no Joker, I don't lie
Swear, a Penguin joined bad guy schemes

And down in the kennel
Where the doggies are barking
Dominatrix cat babe's
Stolen his butler
Drool started to foam… She's in heat

Oh, Adam West's the only hero known to this world
Christian Bale hasn't yet the rights
So he leaps in his car, out the Bat-Garage he goes
Utility belt's stocked for fights

Wayne's a playboy, no doubt
With six-billion buck house…
Still he works until the crack of dawn

But he sure makes the most out of nightlife, unpampered
When it's midnight you know
The loathsome take the throne

Seeing Batman bring Hell
He'll use brawn till the morning comes
When the fights are over
When the Batman brought Hell
Crime is gone, gone, gone
When the Batman brings Hell
He'll be tough when he's fighting bums

When the slay is won
And freedom rings "round
And justice is brought with truth

Then like a Spider, before a great Green Goblin
(Err, Wrong movie there. Sorry… Oops…)

He's going to glide from Rooftops
Like a drunk Superman
Spotting Alfred and the feline dyke
Though his weapons are hot
Well, So is Halle Berry
This is sure to be one Hell'va fight

"Pussy-Whipping" blows
As married fellas know
She's always landing on feet when hopped
But to knock her from her socks
The Bat-Bomb meets his goals
Cat Woman, like her movie, flopped

And you know you'll be saved if Batman gets you out
And bad guys will be beaten and Bruce'd
With other evil freaks who just want to take part
They are all getting bitch-slapped too

If you attack the Dark Knight
Then your life will be slight
He is surely frightening you

We'll if you're fighting Bruce Wayne
You get nothing but pain

Battle Batman
Know you're gonna be slammed

Crusader, Caped
Will sure make you misshaped

Villains feel smite
Villains feel smite
Villains feel smite… "GO BRUCE!!!"

So Brucey's, Saving Robin and the end of world
From a villainous, evil fate
Cause Penguin is armed with a bomb set to blow
We all know that wouldn't be too great

So he makes a new route
To go turn it off now
Before it blows and makes them gone

And Penguin makes the most out of his evil laughter
When it's silenced you know
The bad guy's overthrown

Watch the Batman bring Hell
Deeds are done, then the beatings come
When the fight is over
Because Batman brought hell
He has won, won, won
See the bad guys in jail
Stuff in more stupid bad hoodlums

When the slay is won
And freedom rings "round
And justice is brought with truth

Just like the winner who won the gold violin
(Charlie Daniel's Band here's to you)

Just like "Titanic", which won for 14 Oscars
(Without sinking part that's good news)

{Sound of the Bat Mobile racing off}

[Classic comic book Narrator]
"We now see Bruce Wayne
Running with a bomb
But wait!
He tosses it in lake now won't explode!"

And Penguin is cuffed
But Scarecrow still hides
Bruce's off to stop him now
Before it is way too late

Set up traps
Was thinking this through
The air he breathes makes him lose nerve
(Ahhhh! Robin claimed he's straight!)

"Wow! I think I just lost my nerve, Robin said he's straight!!!"

Then he's crawling on floor
Lost his wits, but he carries on
Worn and tired from the battles
With the bomb and dyke
Though death's brink
In comics he wins
So lets out a yell…

(Sound of film breaking)

[Movie Editor]
"Cut the last scene
We don't need, this part
With fighting…
We'll just add the closing
And explain the slay…
In Batman: The Sequel"

Batman's signing at the bottom
Of a check for a million bucks
Porn existed since this film everybody liked
And I own shirts and caps, even trinkets from Taco Bell
And the last thing I see from my car

Intriguing…
Intriguing…

I'm freaking out
See the movie
Bought a ticket today…

For "Batman: The Sequel"
For "Batman: The Sequel"
For "Batman: The Sequel"
For "Batman: The Sequel"
(I'll camp in front "fore the big crowds come)
For "Batman: The Sequel"
(I'll camp in front "fore the big crowds come)
For "Batman: The Sequel"!!!