-> "Torn Between Two Flavors"
Original Song Title:
"Torn Between Two Lovers"
Parody Song Title:
"Torn Between Two Flavors"
Parody Written by:
Michael W. McVey
There are times when a patron has to try to make his mind,
Even though he knows how difficult it is.
Before I choose my next dessert, let me tell you ice cream rules,
Began with 31, and narrowed down as many as I can…..
There's never been a flavor that I've tried and didn’t love,
Though some I love just a little less,
Rocky road can possess me like vanilla never will,
And there's an empty place inside of me just peppermint can fill!
Torn between two flavors, they both make me drool.
Rocky road is groovy and peppermint is cool!
Torn between two flavors, feeling like a fool,
And ordering both is breaking all the rules.
You mustn't think you failed me if you made the Rock ‘n’ Pop,
It was the first real treat I ever had.
Of all the cones I’ve ever tried,
I truly miss Blue Moon,
But nothing else can top your rocky road or peppermint!
You can’t really blame me if I can’t make up my mind,
But from 31 I can’t decide, why can’t you have just nine?
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