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Song Parodies -> "Eat as a Bird"

Original Song Title:

"Free Bird"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Parody Song Title:

"Eat as a Bird"

Parody Written by:

Larry B

The Lyrics

The struggles of dieting
If I eat more tomorrow
Would you still recognize me?
For I must be trimming down now
'Cause there's too many skin folds for you to see.

And if I stayed here with food, girl,
Things would only get consumed.
'Cause I must eat as a bird now,
Can this bird food make a change, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Can this bird food make a change?
Can this bird food make a change?
Lord knows if I'll change.

Bye, bye, baby, to those sweets I love,
Though this feeling I can't change.
Oh please I'll miss those foods badly,
'Cause the Lord knows I'm to blame.

If I stayed here with food, girl,
Things would only get consumed.
'Cause I must eat as a bird now,
Can this bird food make a change, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Can this bird food make a change?
Can this bird food make a change?
Lord knows if I'll change.
Lord, help me make a change.

Lord I can't change
Want a fri-ied, meaty bird, yeah!

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