If I could just Pee In a Bottle
It's the one thing that I'd like to do
As I'm driving, I shout:
"There's no bathroom about!"
It's been hours and I'm overdue

But there never seems to be a point
The stores are closed
Where's a Starbucks when you need it?

I've looked around enough to see
There simply is no place for me to leave it

If I could just Pee In a Bottle
I'd not need a restroom to go
Look straight with my eyes
And steer with my thighs
While holding the bottle like so

But there doesn't seem much I can do
Wait! A half empty Mountain Dew
Could that be?
Check the mirrors, no one in sight
Here's to me, I'm a quart light
And happy