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Song Parodies -> "If I Could Just Pee In a Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Time In a Bottle"

Original Performer:

Loose Bruce Kerr

Parody Song Title:

"If I Could Just Pee In a Bottle"

Parody Written by:

Loose Bruce Kerr

The Lyrics

Do not fear, this is not gross or off-color. Rather, it describes a universal moment in a life...when driving, having to go, and no place to stop & do it.
If I could just Pee In a Bottle
It's the one thing that I'd like to do
As I'm driving, I shout:
"There's no bathroom about!"
It's been hours and I'm overdue

But there never seems to be a point
The stores are closed
Where's a Starbucks when you need it?

I've looked around enough to see
There simply is no place for me to leave it

If I could just Pee In a Bottle
I'd not need a restroom to go
Look straight with my eyes
And steer with my thighs
While holding the bottle like so

But there doesn't seem much I can do
Wait! A half empty Mountain Dew
Could that be?
Check the mirrors, no one in sight
Here's to me, I'm a quart light
And happy

2004 Marjorie Music Pub.(BMI) & Broken Records

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job. (P.S. The original was by Jim Croce)
Arwen - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Dammit, beat me to the Jim Croce punch!
Peregrin - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah! I liked it too!
Bruce Kerr - January 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, you're right, I filled the form out wrong, Jim Croce wrote it of course.

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