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Song Parodies -> "Fat Tuesday"

Original Song Title:

"Cabaret"

Original Performer:

Liza Minelli

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Tuesday"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Ah... The True Meaning Of Mardi Gras
Like seeing titties and crazy costumes?
Come cheer in huge display
Life is for Fat Tuesday, Yum-Yum
Gum down on Fat Tuesday

Pull down my hoodie
T-shirt and my bra
It's time for a Mardi Gras
Life is for Fat Tuesday, So Come
Flash you on Fat Tuesday

Get trashed on wine
Come hear the band
Come see free porn
Start salivating
Face this way
The camera's waiting

It's quite befitting
Get wasted on booze
To work every smile my way
Life's made for Fat Tuesday, so come
Come down to Bourbon Street

I think I made a girlfriend
When she flashed me
Some beads I shared
Recorded views for cash, free

Liked what you'd call
A beady shower
So to be exact
She vented by the hour

So then I tried
Since I had too much liquor
I flashed these bums
But she had flashed them quicker

So when I saw she won Car-nee-vile Queen
She was the happiest source
Of en-er-gy

I think of that day though it's Halloween
I'd remember how she'd get those beads and say:
"What good's acquitting like a drone in your gloom?
Streak while the music plays
Life's made for Fat Tuesday, uh-huh
Flash you on Fat Tuesday!!!"

Next year I'm queen!
Ha!
Next year I'm queen!
I'll wear my make-up, flashing for beads
When I Go!!!
I'm getting on TV!!!

Start by committing
Your chest and your boobs
It isn't a long parade
Flash on Fat Tuesday, yeah bud
Only one Fat Tuesday, so come
And I'm nude on Fat Tuesday!!!!!

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AFW - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Topical and hard to bead....top fives
John Barry - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Laissez les bonnes parodies rouler. 5s. How about "Ash Wednesday," for Fats Domino's "Blue Monday" for tomorrow?
Matthias - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, and John... but John I was think more like The Lent Complainer to Billy Joel's the Entertainer...
alvin rhodes - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
rollicking
PMS - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Too many great lines that used the ones from the OS to perfection to mention them all, but. my favorite was "acqutting like a drone..."

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