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Song Parodies -> "Pot Shop Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Truck Stop Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Little Feat

Parody Song Title:

"Pot Shop Girl"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody came about b/c of the movie "What a Girl Wants" starring Amanda Bynes. In the movie, Colin Firth talks about a band called Little Feat, so I looked them up and just picked a song at random. This disturbing parody follows the similar story in the lyrics of the OS. Pot shop here does not refer to a dispensary, but a shop that sells pot paraphernalia like bongs, rolling paper, lighters, and other things like black lights, nudie posters, porn, crystals, the occult, metaphysical junk, whatever...
His Zippo flickered as he walked into the pot shop
But a soft voice spoke up, said, “Hey put out that light!”
He did what he was told as around the shop he strolled
Although what he sought could not be found

A lawless kind of man
A common hood
After all, he was looking’ for weed
And she was so young
But that turned him on
In love with a pot shop girl

Glad he was meeting the girl he’d been Tweeting
They both shared an interest in bud
Cannabis tattoo on her arm, leg another
Was sweet like a THC treat

She had really nice thighs, a blank stare in her eyes
He asked if she wanted to “Hang”- she said, “Fine”
Picked her up at closing, bag of weed he was stowing
Started blazin’ in his Vette on a whim

Drank some JD she did bring ’cause that was his thing
Sped up to 100 and didn’t slow down
It was a terrible fling
Went off the railings, Vette sailing, killed upon impacting (the ground)

And she was so young
But that turned him on
In love with a pot shop girl

And she was so young
But that turned him on
He DIED with that pot shop girl

Pot wasn't the only thing burning...

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