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Song Parodies -> "Billin'"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Little Feat

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John Bardwell

The Lyrics

An update of Little Feat's classic Trucking song, written from the point of view of an airline commuter / consultant

Well I’ve been whipped by the clients, driven by the dough
I’m drunk and dirty, don’t you know
But I’m still Billin’
Stuck in an airport, starin’ at a screen
Another missed connection, I’m gonna scream
But I’m still Billin’

And I’ve been from Dallas to San Diego
Minneapolis to JFK
I’ve flown every MD-80 that’s ever been made
Cashed in my points just to get an upgrade
But if you give me air miles and wine
And we get there on time
Then I’ll be willin’ to keep billin’….

Well I’ve worked all night just to hit that deadline
Crossed my fingers twice at every go-live
And I’m still Billin’
Got me some R & R at Babydolls
Drop a few grand every time I go to Babydolls
But I’m still…..

And I’ve been from Sea-Tac to DFW
Lindbergh Field to MCO
I’ve drunk in every airport bar waiting on a delay
Stood by on standby, just to get home today
And if you give me platinum cards
And a seat that’s not hard
Then I’ll be willin’ to keep billin’….

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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2Eagle - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Five round trop tickets for you.
Phil Nelson - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Good stuff. I must've heard the original once, as I saw Little Feat in concert ten years ago. Anyway, 5's

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