-> "I Must Dye My Hair Strange Colors"
Original Song Title:
"Close My Eyes Forever"
Parody Song Title:
"I Must Dye My Hair Strange Colors"
Each day you buy hair dye
To recolor each strand that’s on your head
Is it style that’s on your mind or is it vanity?
Different colors I have bought
With a bottle hair gel and some mousse
How am I supposed to live without
My stylist named Stacy?
I must dye my hair strange colors!
Stealing Dennis Rodman’s fame
Each day my hair’s a different color!
It can never stay the same!
It’s fun to turn heads
While I am walking down the street
I’ll also braid my hair with beads
I must embrace the strange in me
You’re not Mick Jagger
Cause the Rolling Stones
Didn’t change their hair to be insane
But you are such a creep tried impressing me
Your hair looks like the US Flag!
Why’d you dye your hair strange colors?!
Don’t you know it’s kinda lame?
Dye your hair these crazy colors!
But don’t expect me to sta-a-ay!
Dear, You look so crazy!
Would you prefer a normal mane?
Yes, cause it’s so disgusting!
I made it look like blazing fla-a-a-a-ames!
It’s so hard to now put up with you
My parents are rolling their eyes
I wish this fad would just finish
And you’d stop buying those hair dyes
If I brought you to a barber
Would that be all that it takes?
I think I’ll cut it off with scissors
Baldness will make you take a break
Cut It Out!
Cut It Out!
Babe! Don’t you cut it off of me!
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