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Song Parodies -> "God Messed The USA"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless The USA"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lee Greenwood

Parody Song Title:

"God Messed The USA"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Televangelist, Franklin Graham spawned some controversy when he stated, during a speech at Jerry Falwell's Baptist church, that the ravages of Hurricane Katrina was the judgement of God....
When Katrina struck in New Orleans
She sliced a wicked path
Was it just a hurricane
Or did the Lord unleash his wrath?

While most might call it fate,
Destiny, or nature's way?
To the far right wing religious, it
Was punishment that day...

For the party towns of America
Where some folks lived sinfully
Things like "Girls Gone Wild"
The Mardi Gras,
Voodoo society..

If you think like
Franklin
Graham does,
You believe it all the way
And you'll have no doubt,
He raised his hand...
God Messed The USA

All the fires in California
Was it vengeance, meant to be?
As Rita ripped through Texas
With wind and surging sea

Rhode Island, Maine and Maryland
Flood waters ruled the day
Fitting justice for our American sins
Yes, this was his plan, they say

If you think like
Franklin
Graham does,
You believe it all the way
Then, you'll have no doubt,
He raised his hand...
God Messed The USA

You will have no doubt,
He raised his hand...
God Messed The USA

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alvin rhodes - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
interesting concept...5s
Gordon Lightfoot - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm working on "The Dreck of the 'Reverend' Falwell". If there were a god, Franklin, Falwell and their ilk of con artists would have long ago been struck by a bolt of lightning.
Michael Pacholek - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
As "Gordon" might say, we've seen how low a man can sink.
AFW - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, for votes and comments
carol - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
IMHO it was well done and said. 455
Spaff.com - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
A recent issue of Rolling Stone had, like, a whole page of quotes from religious leaders saying Katrina was God's doing. If so, wow - what a guy.
stuart mcarthur - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
that'd be right, everyone's got agendas - well done AFW - 555

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