Song Parodies -> Uranus ( Starry Flights )
| Original Song Title: | "Summer Nights" |
| Original Performer: | John Travolta and Olivia Newton John |
| Parody Song Title: | "Uranus ( Starry Flights )" |
| Parody Written by: | Jack Wilson |
My Uranus [parodyy, my first one
Space exploring;, can be a blast
All the planets, are made of gas
The seventh one, it is blue green
But it's more blue than it's green
Summer days driftin' away Gone to space, flyin away
On uh-oh a starry flight
Is it Mars, Is it Mars?
No it is Uranus
Why not Mars, Why not Mars?
Cause it's a candy bar
We'll go flying, and not to camp
Hope my butt, doesn't have cramps
I'd fly for life, orbit around
Eeven the moons, they are all round
There's the sun, flight has begun
But uh-oh those summer nights
To uh-oh to Uranus
Uranus!
Uranus!
And why not Poopiter?
Uranus!
Uranus!
Could I be stupdier?
All the moons were in a parade
Some of them, looked just like lemonade
We'd fly past, all of the rocks
In my butt, please don't put a sock
Flyin' thing, don't need a thing
But sore-in to Uranus!
Uranus! Uranus!
Not just behind your leg
Uranus! Uranus!
It doesn't come in a bag
It was friendly, aliens danced
Well, not endlessly, in the rear end!
It was sweet, not peachy keen
Well, it was blue, ya know what I mean
Rocket heat, in space its sweet
But uh-oh those starry flights
Uranus! Uranus!
Not just on your rear end
Uranus! Uranus!
Any alien ends?
We might see, alien rear ends
One of them, wore some Depends
Then we'll crack, not like some eggs
Wonder what, will happen now
Pants will be, ripped at the seam
But oh, those starry flights
Uranus! Uranus!
All the planets, are made of gas
The seventh one, it is blue green
But it's more blue than it's green
Summer days driftin' away Gone to space, flyin away
On uh-oh a starry flight
Is it Mars, Is it Mars?
No it is Uranus
Why not Mars, Why not Mars?
Cause it's a candy bar
We'll go flying, and not to camp
Hope my butt, doesn't have cramps
I'd fly for life, orbit around
Eeven the moons, they are all round
There's the sun, flight has begun
But uh-oh those summer nights
To uh-oh to Uranus
Uranus!
Uranus!
And why not Poopiter?
Uranus!
Uranus!
Could I be stupdier?
All the moons were in a parade
Some of them, looked just like lemonade
We'd fly past, all of the rocks
In my butt, please don't put a sock
Flyin' thing, don't need a thing
But sore-in to Uranus!
Uranus! Uranus!
Not just behind your leg
Uranus! Uranus!
It doesn't come in a bag
It was friendly, aliens danced
Well, not endlessly, in the rear end!
It was sweet, not peachy keen
Well, it was blue, ya know what I mean
Rocket heat, in space its sweet
But uh-oh those starry flights
Uranus! Uranus!
Not just on your rear end
Uranus! Uranus!
Any alien ends?
We might see, alien rear ends
One of them, wore some Depends
Then we'll crack, not like some eggs
Wonder what, will happen now
Pants will be, ripped at the seam
But oh, those starry flights
Uranus! Uranus!
2004 Jack Wilson
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Pretty good, pretty good, Jack! 5's - pacing is just OK enough, and who cares about spelling as long as your humorous meaning comes through, which it does.
Well, Jack, it looks like "Uranus" is in conjunction with a few five's here. Funny stuff.
Thanks Johnny and P.Ro!
I seem to remember a Mars Bar having a conjucntion with a Uranus at a Stone's drug bust in 1967.... :-O
Sorry, 3/3/3. The pacing was somewhat off, and I didn't find it too funny. :-
Meriadoc - Was that Mars Bar by any chance having a "function" at the conjunction with that Uranus at the Stone's affair? Or am I confusing them with "Shorty Long" ? (he did a song called "The Function at the Junction" back in the 60's.)
Thanks Mer, YWM Paul AKA P. Ro - Maybe............ LOL Ive heard that song A Mars Bar had a conjunction with Uranus? I didnt know that , all I know is that when Poopiter aligned with Mars Bar, it was the dawning of the rage into Uranus!
Inaccurate reporting! I had that Mars Bar in my _fanny_ and we all know that in Brit-speak it is an entirely different part of the anatomy...
Sorry I missed this one earlier, Jackie. Good job. And "sore-in" is a great pun.
Much be;ated thanks to Marianne (LOL) and Spaff!
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