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Song Parodies -> "Lost My Job In Lubbock"
Original Song Title:
"Take This Job And Shove It"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Paycheck
Parody Song Title:
"Lost My Job In Lubbock"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Lost my job in Lubbock,
I ain't workin' there no more
Fell off a' my horse
And fractured a femur,
Ligaments still sore
The hard times are here,
Economy's rough,
Sold my saddle for a whore
Lost my job in Lubbock,
I ain't workin' there no more
I'd been workin', wranglin' cattle
For nigh on eighteen years
All that time I saved no money
Spent it on the babes and beers
Now I make my home wide open sky
A starry night, a sunny day
Old mama earth helps me survive
Since the month ends with no pay
Lost my job in Lubbock
I ain't workin' there no more
All I own is my horse,
I can't file bankruptcy
Bunkhouse locked the door
The girlfriend I had, found somebody else,
When the petty cash ran low'r
Lost my job in Lubbock,
I ain't wranglin' cows no more
Well the ranch boss he don't pity a soul
And I sure ain't one ta' beg
Just pull down my dusty Stetson,
Limp on my bad leg
Obama's the one I voted for
Not a good change has come my way
Out on the range there's no oasis
Sure could use a Bud today
Lost my job in Lubbock,
I ain't workin' there no more
Fell off a' my horse
And fractured a femur,
Ligaments still sore
The hard times are here,
Economy's rough,
Sold my saddle for a whore
Lost my job in Lubbock,
I ain't workin' there no more
Lost my job in Lubbock,
I ain't pokin' cows no more
I ain't workin' there no more
Fell off a' my horse
And fractured a femur,
Ligaments still sore
The hard times are here,
Economy's rough,
Sold my saddle for a whore
Lost my job in Lubbock,
I ain't workin' there no more
I'd been workin', wranglin' cattle
For nigh on eighteen years
All that time I saved no money
Spent it on the babes and beers
Now I make my home wide open sky
A starry night, a sunny day
Old mama earth helps me survive
Since the month ends with no pay
Lost my job in Lubbock
I ain't workin' there no more
All I own is my horse,
I can't file bankruptcy
Bunkhouse locked the door
The girlfriend I had, found somebody else,
When the petty cash ran low'r
Lost my job in Lubbock,
I ain't wranglin' cows no more
Well the ranch boss he don't pity a soul
And I sure ain't one ta' beg
Just pull down my dusty Stetson,
Limp on my bad leg
Obama's the one I voted for
Not a good change has come my way
Out on the range there's no oasis
Sure could use a Bud today
Lost my job in Lubbock,
I ain't workin' there no more
Fell off a' my horse
And fractured a femur,
Ligaments still sore
The hard times are here,
Economy's rough,
Sold my saddle for a whore
Lost my job in Lubbock,
I ain't workin' there no more
Lost my job in Lubbock,
I ain't pokin' cows no more
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AFW - good job, but at first I thought this might be about fired Texas Tech football coach Mike Leach. ;D
Hope the unemployment check rises to $555...
Once again you've hit paycheck, er -dirt!
"Poking cows"? Is that what they call a double entendre? I brand this parody BAR555.
I had a *great* job, until ...
Nice title switch, and in light of yer oft-stated political leanings, the "Obama / no good change" couplet was refreshing -- and courageous. I'll be your Bud (get it? get it?) and give you $555 before the finance company repossesses the horse. -- B.H. TribuTTer
Nice title switch, and in light of yer oft-stated political leanings, the "Obama / no good change" couplet was refreshing -- and courageous. I'll be your Bud (get it? get it?) and give you $555 before the finance company repossesses the horse. -- B.H. TribuTTer
Seems we're on a common theme today. Unemployment will continue to decline as the statistics starve to death.
Good parody on the whole country theme, etc.
Thanks, all for votes and comments
Sorry you lost your Job in Lubbock, Sir L'Air . . . as it is a fine write, Cowboy !
Hey! good to see ya' back...actually, this was written with your cowboy flair in mind...
It's FishNet Friday, here in SillyCons Valley, Sir L'Air; I just had to click over to see what the Knights have been up to lately: pretty much the same, Sir ! But so much delightful fun indeed !
Thanks, LCC...your puns, lines, and comments are always very cute...
So Sorry Sir L'Air de Farce, " El SatyrMayor " that you "got Lubed " in LUBBOCK . . . such a Texy Thang ! !
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