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Song Parodies -> "Pee in a Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Time in a Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Pee in a Bottle"

Parody Written by:

Mike Littoris

The Lyrics

They told me to pee in the bottle
It’s something that I have to do
Can’t wait another day
To start earning some pay
Make sure no drugs are in you

Have I done drugs? No, never
Hard to believe I know we’re so few
I can honestly say, I don’t mean to offend
But you haven’t got a clue

But I really haven’t had enough time
For all the drugs to pass through
My system
After a mountain of Blow
It takes some time you know
For clean piss

So I have a jar from the Mrs.
Clean urine within yes it’s true
My bladder is empty
And so is my memory
But I’m smart enough to fool all of you

I really don’t need to be monitored this time
Try as I might I just can't go
When you’re watchin’
Shuts the door, a minute or so
That’s all I need, swap the specimen
Passed the test again

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