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Song Parodies -> "Donald Trump, Superstara"
Original Song Title:
"Superstar"
Original Performer:
Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Donald Trump, Superstara"
Parody Written by:
Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran
The Lyrics
Donald Trump, Superstar by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran
You’re in Alabama and I don’t understand
Why you let tornadoes get so our of hand.
You could do better if you actually had a plan.
Why do you spend this time in such a backward land.
You went to Puerto Rico for a day of vacation.
But you know how to use mass communication.
And then you got it wrong,
But we just want to know.
Donald Trump, Donald Trump.
What is it that makes your rump so plump?
Donald Trump, Superstar,
He signs your Bible where e’er you are.
Tell me all about your friends up at the top.
And why do you think you’re the cream of the crop?
Cohen, all the stories and the tales he recounts.
Could Manafort move money to an off-shore account?
Do you mean to lie like that or is that a mistake?
Did you know the election would be won by snowflakes?
Yeah, you got it wrong,
But we still want to know.
Donald Trump, Donald Trump.
What is it that makes your rump so plump?
Donald Trump, Superstar,
He signs your Bible where e’er you are.
(Repeat last two lines ad nauseum . . . )
You’re in Alabama and I don’t understand
Why you let tornadoes get so our of hand.
You could do better if you actually had a plan.
Why do you spend this time in such a backward land.
You went to Puerto Rico for a day of vacation.
But you know how to use mass communication.
And then you got it wrong,
But we just want to know.
Donald Trump, Donald Trump.
What is it that makes your rump so plump?
Donald Trump, Superstar,
He signs your Bible where e’er you are.
Tell me all about your friends up at the top.
And why do you think you’re the cream of the crop?
Cohen, all the stories and the tales he recounts.
Could Manafort move money to an off-shore account?
Do you mean to lie like that or is that a mistake?
Did you know the election would be won by snowflakes?
Yeah, you got it wrong,
But we still want to know.
Donald Trump, Donald Trump.
What is it that makes your rump so plump?
Donald Trump, Superstar,
He signs your Bible where e’er you are.
(Repeat last two lines ad nauseum . . . )
Copyright 2019 by Jeffrey Moran
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Generation Snowflake, or Snowflake Generation, is a neologistic term used to characterize the millennial generation as being more prone to taking offense and having less psychological resilience than previous generations, or as being too emotionally vulnerable to cope with views that challenge their own.
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