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Song Parodies -> "Penguintology"

Original Song Title:

"Heaven On Their Minds"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jesus Christ Superstar

Parody Song Title:

"Penguintology"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Some people believe in the Fridge Penguin (Fools!). This is what the smart people believe. Here's the Yotube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytNoiQ8LkS8
The truth is clearer now…
The facts I know well
Must believe in Penguintology
Fridge penguin is fake
A myth of a bird

I decree…
One answer…
Is the key…

Walrus!

No light was the pet peeve
Of the planet Pingu
The penguins were relieved
When eating cod meant view

While Pingu had no sun
They had sight anyway
Of the fish they gathered more
Fifty in a day

But the walrus had extreme jealousy
(Never trust in what you can’t see)
So the governor…
He made an evil plan to make them gone

He had froze them in the water
Tossed off the planet to their slaughter
And Antarctica is now their home

They were pissed off, They created a pact
That the penguins
Would return and attack
Then to agree
They launched light spirits into the sky

Now that’s why we see light today
A galactic shield got in the way
And it helps you when you play “I Spy”

Some spirit lies in your brain
Activates when fish is shown
Open up the freezer door
No Puffin in store

Eating fish and spirit best make the light go on with zest
If the penguins never came, No light you’ll gain

A Fridge Penguin?
Dude, I think you’re insane
You’ll see truth if you have half a brain
Why do we have blind?
Cause they have Walleye from the Walrus star

John Travolta and Tom Cruise
They both agree with all my views
They know you’re the ones that are bizarre
(Yes, You are bizarre)

Listen buddy
Let’s go get you some fish
Side of French fries it’ll make a nice dish
Cause it’s sad to see you drifting off from your spirit’s power

You’ll see light in record’s time
When there’s Penguin on your Mind
Take this trout and fork and then devour
You will regain your power

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Agrimorfee - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I might not agree with your views, you bloody heretic, but the parody was well-paced and interesting, if ill-informed. (All seriousness aside, 555 :))
alvin - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
well done...i just hope impressionable children don't read it and have their illusions shattered
Ravyn Rant - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
I suppose that NOW you're going to say there's no Great Pumpkin, either. 555
Phil Alexander - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Only one thing to say..



FREEZE THE HERETIC!
Kristof Robertson - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
L Ron would be proud of you, Matty. a wonderful mythology being created here. 555
stuart mcarthur - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
whoa, I thought I commented on this already - well, suffice to say Matty - I really think you're imagining things here - although the bit about the galactic shield reflecing light spirits launched into the sky DOES make a lot of sense - hmm, and Tom and John are VERY credible......hmmm........no, no, NO! The Power Of The Penguin compels me - 666

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