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Song Parodies -> "Makes Me Look Fat/ Blue Muu-Muu"

Original Song Title:

"Damned For All Time/ Blood Money"

Original Performer:

Jesus Christ Superstar

Parody Song Title:

"Makes Me Look Fat/ Blue Muu-Muu"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics


Now if I shop here, it matters that you see
There's not a lot of things that look too good on me
I got an invitation to the senior fair
It's taking me some time to work out what to wear

I like this little number with the frilly bows
You have it in a triple-hefty, I suppose

Just don't say that
Makes me look fat

I came because the Penney's doesn't have my size
Plus, they're next to Arby's and the smell of fries
And furthermore I think that they discriminate
The salesgirl said she couldn't handle things my weight

I got an invitation to that chic event
But I don't want to show up in a circus tent

Just don't say that
Makes me look fat


Angie, she's my sister, pokes fun at my size
Carol Ann, a friend, but does she criticize
Why am I the "stout" one? Why am I the whale?
Who diets like a speed freak but to no avail?

You'd better find me something I look slimmer in
And doesn't look revolting if I show some skin

Just don't say that ma-a-akes


Don't worry honey, we'll make you look lovely
We've got the plus sizes, you're in the right store


We have the perfect, attire to best dress you
Comfy and roomy, yardage galore


We think this will fit you, with little adjustment


It's such a nice item, they named it twice
They call it a muu-muu, a name so exotic


It's from Honolulu, isn't that nice?


I don't want a dumb muu-muu!


Oh, go ahead wear it, you'll like it a lot


I don't need a dumb muu-muu!


But, you might as well buy it, it's all that we've got


Think of the things you can hide in this muu-muu
Down any apertif, scarf some hors d'oeuvres
We've noted your outline
We've noted your contour
This wonderful muu-muu, it will...


Show off your
Show off your
Show off your curves.


On Thursday night, I'll show up at the party
Stunning the crowd, as I'm dan-cing blue muu-muu


Good call, Judy...have fun, Judy...

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alvin - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment
love it...from the rock opera...jesus christ-supersized
Rob Arndt - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Plus size 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!
Old Man Ribber - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle - (singing) I don't know how to take this, you've wrote one that cannot miss. ;D
Porfle Popnecker - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR!

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