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Song Parodies -> "Cry Boehner"

Original Song Title:

"Cry Baby"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Janis Joplin

Parody Song Title:

"Cry Boehner"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Boehner is always crying........ It is so much fun to watch and poke fun at. You Republicans out there have a whining sniveling dirtbag as a leader. Crooked as a rusty nail. This is my small way of getting back at him for trying to ruin the middle class.....ENJOY!
Cry------- Boehner, Cry Boehner, Cry Boehner,
Wish that you'd go back home now.

Cantor told you,
Boehner, I know he told you that he trusts you
Much more than Pelosi did,
But all I know is that they voted for you,
And we swear that we just don’t know why,
But you know, he says that you’ll always, you’ll always be right.
If you ever need to....come on....
and cry, cry Boehner, cry Boehner, cry Boehner,
Hey Boehner, just go back home.

Don’t you know, Boehner,
Ain’t nobody ever gonna trust you
The way that Cantor do ?
Who’ll take all your crap,
and, your whining, too ?
And if you're thinking, you know that you'll always be right;
if you ever have to, come on....
and cry, cry Boehner, cry Boehner, cry Boehner,
Big Daddy, like you always seem to do.

And when you walk around this town, Boehner
You said you’d try to become the Speaker of the House,
You might pass legislation that will bring some jobs to Detroit,
Instead of outsourcing to Timbuktu.
You could pass laws to help the world!
Try to find better things to do with your time, Boehner
When you only gotta do one thing well,
You only gotta do one thing well to make it in this town, old man.
You got Obama waiting for you there,
All you ever gotta do is be bipartisan one time to Obama
And that wouldn't be the end of the world, man,
I know you got more tears to shed, Boehner,
So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
And cry, cry Boehner, cry Boehner, cry Boehner.

And if you ever feel a little sniveling, there,
I want you to, come on, hang out with Cantor now,
And if you ever need a little box of tissue
Come on now Boehner, Boehner, Boehner, Boeh-Boeh-Boehner now
Cry Boehner yeah..............................
If anyone has access to Boehner's website, feel free to send him this.......same goes for Eric Cantor.

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A better idea - January 28, 2011 - Report this comment
If anyone has access to Boehners' website, please send one, or all, of John Barrys' vastly superior parodies on the same subject.
Old Man Ribber - January 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Hi Jeff - Watch on Monday. I've penned a sequel (response?) to Obama Versus The Orange Boehner using the tune of Snoopy's Christmas. I think maybe EVERYBODY will like it. ;D

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