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You must watch what you say boy
It’s fornication, not a whore
You must use your Pee-pee or your Dingaling
And lock out that penis of yours
(No, no, no)
We’re gonna tell you
(Tell you, tell you)
Words you can use, yeah!
What you can use
Can’t be Bobby Brown indiscreet
Because of our new government policy…
Bans what you hear and see
Starts with Janet Jackson’s teat
Makes blurry body parts of she
Keeps it more family
No longer watch nudity
They must clean all of your TVs
(Come on let me see just one of J-Lo’s tits)
Nope, We’re gonna blur-up every part of it
On VHS and DVD not gonna be devout
Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!
Until they ban it that’s your only route
Rapping with swearing
They’re sick of it
Every cuss word you will hear a bleep
“We should really get together and go *bleep*-in’ *bleep* girl!”
Let’s you fill in the blank, you see
Snoo-Snoo-Snoop Dogg’s music’s no use
(No use, no use)
George Carlin too (Skit it’s screwed)
Those “7 Words On TV” are bleeped out by you!
It’s gone if they all decree
(That new Dr. Dre CD)
“Money” by Pink Floyd’s banned!*
(Chorus in the background)
They’re sleazy without all the sleaze
Blurred the yahoo of Britney
Paris Hilton’s porn movie
They banned viewing her lime green
Unless you want it PPV
Shut up girl!
I still must teach you!
There’s not much that they can do!
Watch it, “South Park”, baby
It’s on now!
“Family Guy” too baby
Adult shows on today
That’s the key
Keep your freaking shirt on please!
When Springer fans yell “Jerry!”
And there’s a topless fat lady
You’d be queasy, so thank me
“Me sanitizing makes my mama proud!”
Come on, come on, come on
Let me tell you what is still allowed
(Although you may disagree)
We’re sweet as candy and puppies
Stuff that’s cheesy you can see
(You are sure to see a black bar if you’re well endowed)
Whip it out (Hide it) No! (Hide it!) No! (Hide it!)
To your prude and old granny
We can’t shock the poor kiddies!
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