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Song Parodies -> "Garfield"

Original Song Title:

"JAKQ Dengekitai"

Original Performer:

Isao Masaki

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Garfield... Garfield... Garfield...
Dealing with diets, hey (hey hey hey)
Stuck in boredom, hey (hey hey hey)
An obese tabby cat
Apathy, apathy, apathy, apathy, eh?
The impoverished one (Garfield)
He likes to kick Odie off the table, if he will
And he understands what people say, including Jon
He often hates Mondays 'cause of gettin' hit by "splut pies"
He was obsessed with lasagna, possibly a cat without brawn
Garfield, Garfield, move over Heathcliff for now
Garfield, Garfield... orange cat

Garfield... Garfield... Garfield...
He still loves Arlene, hey (hey hey hey)
He's got a stuffed bear, hey (hey hey hey)
A cat who takes much naps
Gluttony, gluttony, gluttony, gluttony, eh?
He's the lazy one (Garfield)
He can't stand a gray kitten whose name was Nermal
So he must send Nermal to Abu Dhabi
And you can hear his thoughts and the stupid things that he does
But who cares if dogs don't have brains? He's a "spider slayer" indeed
Garfield, Garfield, move over, Disney toon Pete
Garfield, Garfield... orange cat
Garfield, Garfield, move over, Calvin & Hobbes
Garfield, Garfield... orange cat

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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The Nerd - March 28, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but Garfield rocks!
white trash - March 29, 2009 - Report this comment
do people give you low scores serendipitously must have i think this one is good and deserves better at least threes
Below Average Dave - March 29, 2009 - Report this comment
White Trash--on this site there are a number of people who have nothing better to do but go around one bombing 2 bombing etc on parodies, TSB is a regular target of those, sometimes it's the parody--but usually TSB is an assumed target I think. Personally I think people should leave a comment as to what could be fixed, but most just like to be buttheads (hince my most recent parody) But you are right in your assumptions are correct, I only wish we could figure out who's doing it, I've learned to take it as a battle mark myself, I'm sure TSB is used to it as well.
Christie Marie M - April 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I listened to this OS on YouTube. Yeah, I learned that JAKQ is a 1978 Japanese Action Series. Those characters looked so much like the Power Rangers. I wonder if Power Rangers was derived from that show. Anyways, about your parody, nice job on another based upon Garfield! It's also paced very well. My advice to you: avoid those flying cream pies and take 555 lasagnas on the go!!

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