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Song Parodies -> "Shemp"

Original Song Title:

"Shaft"

Original Performer:

Isaac Hayes

Parody Song Title:

"Shemp"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

The long beginning of this sone will consist of Shemp's signature Hee,bee,bee, bee, bee, bee,bee, bee, bee, bee with a little Three Blind Mice thrown in
Who is the Stooge
That filled in when Curly
Was having a series of strokes?
Shemp!
You're damn right!

Who is the Stooge
Who can take it on the chin?
Shemp!
Can you dig it?

Who's the Stooge that won't back out
When the situation is in doubt?
Shemp!
Right on!

They say this cat Shemp is a real funny
(Shut your mouth!)
But I'm talkin' about Shemp!!
(But we can dig it!)

He's a very simple man
But no one understands him like Moe and Larry
He's Shemp!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Johnny D - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
555, woob-woob-frickin'-woob!
Michael Pacholek - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, a wise guy, eh? This worked about as well as the cow-milking scene.
Proteus - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing was OK, but sorry, wasn't that funny. here's 4,1, 2
Stray Pooch - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
It's about damn time the "quiet" Stooge got his due! I love this song selection! Great Job!
Guy - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, five Nyuks.
ShempSTAR - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Down Shemp (( x ))

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