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Song Parodies -> "Whiteout"

Original Song Title:

"Blackout"

Original Performer:

Heather Parisi

Parody Song Title:

"Whiteout"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Given recent weather conditions in the northeast, I thought I'd write a little parody while there was still snow outside. I don't mind snow in itself, but it sure is hell to drive through. Hopefully, none of you will get turned into popsicles before Spring rolls around. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
Beware, beware, the air is mighty chilled!
It’s icy out, don’t have a nasty spill!
A blanket of snowfall
Falls over like a wall.
Over me!

My car got stuck on Route 295,*
I’ll wait for help & try to stay alive.
There’s no end to the storm,
Some icicles have formed!
Let me out!

Oh, whiteout!
Whiteout! [x4]

Oh, whiteout!
Whiteout! [x4]

It’s white, it’s white, I cannot see a thing!
I guess, I guess I’m stuck here ‘till next Spring!
And if I leave my car,
Then I won’t get too far.
Popsicle!

Whiteout! [x3]

Oh, whiteout!
Whiteout! [x4]

[break]

Oh, whiteout!
Whiteout! [x4]

Oh, whiteout!
Whiteout! [x4]

Oh, whiteout…
*-Thankfully, my car has never gotten stuck there.

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Old Man Ribber - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I think I have the instrumental version of this by the Surfaris....Whiteout! ;D
Phil Nelson - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Cool parody, and there's a route 295 near me! 555's
Dylan Baranski - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments, guys. To Old Man Ribber: No, "Whiteout" is just the parody title.
Old Man Ribber - February 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I know. I forget my age sometimes. I was making a pun on the old song "Wipeout". ;D
Dylan Baranski - February 14, 2010 - Report this comment
I know.
Grampa - February 25, 2010 - Report this comment
If I get stuck in the snow I'll think of this parody.

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