-> "October Surprise"
Original Song Title:
"Summer Nights"
Parody Song Title:
"October Surprise"
The Lyrics
[Donald]
October stumpin', runnin' for Prez.
[Hillary]
October stumpin', distort what he says!
[Donald]
First debate: did pretty good.
[Hillary]
Came across looking like wood.
[Democrats]
October days rushin' away, time for-- an October Surprise!
[Everyone]
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh
[Democrats]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[NBC]
There's this ten year old tape!
[Republicans]
Tell me more!
[Donald]
I just talked,
But her husband did rape!
[Everyone]
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
[Donald]
Second de-bate, I mopped the floor!
[Hillary]
He brought out these old bimbos and whores!
[Donald]
She called my supporters deplorable!
[Hillary]
I'm just a gal, sweet and adorable!
[Democrats]
October mud turned out a dud, time for-- new October Surprise!
[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
[Democrats]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[Podesta]
Keep on calling him "bigot"!
[Republicans]
Tell me more!
[Limbaugh]
Stick to facts,
And just turn up the spigot!
[Everyone]
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh
[Donald]
Thirty years of nothing but lies!
[Hillary]
Just coincidence when someone dies.
[Donald]
It's all rigged, but we'll reach our goals!
[Hillary]
Why aren't I fifty up in the polls?
[Democrats]
Hill and Slick can't make mud stick, where's our-- new October Surprise?
[Everyone]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
[Republicans]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[Wikileaks]
Help yourselves to our dump!
[Democrats]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[LA Times]
God! She's losing to Trump!
[Republicans]
Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEAH!
[Hillary]
Hates Hispanics, Muslims and females!
[Donald]
What was in all those 30K emails?
[Hillary]
I'm just tired, just sew up this race….
[Comey]
Hey, guess what! I've reopened your case!
[Everyone]
Woah!
[FBI]
Weiner's drive turned that case back alive! Sorry for-- this October Surprise!
[Everyone]
Woo, woo, woo
[Democrats]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[Hillary]
Like, what's in all your files?
[Democrats]
Tell me more, tell me more!
[FBI]
Sorry, that's not our style!
[Hillary]
Comey's crooked! He's working for Trump!
[Hannity]
You believe that, you're just a chump!
[Hillary]
He'll ruin our kids, women and nation!
[Donald]
Time to audit the Clinton Foundation!
[Democrats]
October dreams ripped at the seams….
[Republicans]
That October Surpri-ise!…
[Everyone]
Tell me more, tell me mo-o-ore!
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