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Song Parodies -> "The Piles Song"

Original Song Title:

"You're The One That I Want"

Original Performer:

Grease

Parody Song Title:

"The Piles Song"

Parody Written by:

James Lawford

The Lyrics

Patient:
I got piles, they're multiplying,
and they're hurting my hole,
and the lotion your applying, it's electrifying!

Doctor:
You'd better tie them up
and you need a cream
that I can apply to you
Patient:
I'd better sit up
the pain is rather grand
and I really need to poo
there's nothing left for me to do!

I really really want, I really really wanna wanna poo poo poo honey!
I really really want, I really really wanna wanna poo poo poo honey!
I really really want, I really really wanna wanna poo poo poo honey!
Can't you see? Need surgery!!!

Doc:
I can feel rectal tension
Your too shy to point the way
I'll Medicate your affliction, feel my way (YAAOOW!!!)

Patient:
I'd better sit up
and you apply the cream
that will keep me satisfied
Doc:
I'd better glove up
If you're gonna poo
Make sure tongs are justified
Patient:
Are you sure?
Doc:
Yes i'm sure, they're deep inside

I really really want, I really really wanna wanna poo poo poo honey!
I really really want, I really really wanna wanna poo poo poo honey!
I really really want, I really really wanna wanna poo poo poo honey!
Can't you see? Need surgery!!!

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