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Song Parodies -> "Touchdown (Song of the Bears' fan)"

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Original Performer:

Gordon Lightfoot

Parody Song Title:

"Touchdown (Song of the Bears' fan)"

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The Lyrics

Hey, I've been a Bears fan since I was born, and now they're a team that can play. I can hold my head up high.
I watch football on the TV, watch Chicago play.
Kinda used to the fumbles and offense mistakes.
Touchdown, the Bears got a point.
Now my family and I are rocking out the joint.
Touchdown, hey, what a great pass.
In the game where the players pat each others ass.

Grossman's looking pretty keen, and Urlacher's mean,
And ole' Moose is finally scoring for the team.
Touchdown, Bears did it again.
My day keeps getting better, no longer in shame.
Touchdown, the Bears win again.
I can hold my head up high, and not low in my shame.

I can picture it when Favre got sacked by the Bears,
Packers getting shutout by my teams, I have no cares.
Touchdown, this team's look good.
I can fin'lly go walking in my neighborhood.
Touchdown, another bears' win,
With the way they are winning, I think it is a sin.

Bears have finally stood on up to the Soldier's Field.
When Urlacher is a'coming, he will never yield.
Touchdown, I'm loving this game.
Cuz' I get satisfaction when the Lions feel pain.
Touchdown, the Bears win again.
Are they pumped up with steroids, or are they trained?
Touchdown, I'm liking the sound,
Of a Lion or Packer getting thrown to the ground.
Touchdown, the Bears got a point.
Now my family and I are rocking out the joint.

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Pacing: 4.7
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Total Votes: 6

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Adagio - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Good parody.
Red Ant - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek missed a GL parody? 15 Yard penalty, loss of down! Anyways, good stuff here STG. 1st and 15.

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