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Song Parodies -> "Wine Stoned Cowboy"

Original Song Title:

"Rhinestone Cowboy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Wine Stoned Cowboy"

Parody Written by:

Thei Mike

The Lyrics

I was out on the golf too long.
My game was goin' all wrong.
I needed to have me some respite down at the 19th.
Where drink is the name of the game.
Good intentions get washed down the drain with the rain and the snow.
There's been a load of drinkin' drivin'
on the road to my horizon
I had a crash, and someone's been following me.

Like a wine stoned cowboy
Cruizin' down in my car when I can hardly see the the road.
A rum drunk cowboy
Getting followed around by people I don't even know
And officers 'round at my home

Well the pol-ice they interviewed me
I said I've had less than three
little ole tumblers of rum. I though they'd believe me.
But my breath test was Zero point two
With Arazona's laws, point zero eight is the most you can do.
Now I'm accused of drinkin' drivin'
and there's trouble on my horizon
I kneed a policeman and that's a felony.

Like a wine stoned cowboy
Cruizin' down in my car when I could hardly see the the road
An old drunk cowboy
Getting rough and abusive to people I don't even know
And officers inside my home.

Like a wine stoned cowboy
Cruizin' round in my car when I can hardly see the the road

FADE

A wine stoned cowboy
Getting rough and abusive to people I don't even know
Words (c) Thei Mike. email kohuratahi@hotmail.com

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Michael Pacholek - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I knew this one had to be done eventually. Maybe the problem is that, between the ears, Glen is a LIMESTONE cowboy!

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