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Song Parodies -> "Dime Store Cowgirl"

Original Song Title:

"Rhinestone Cowboy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Dime Store Cowgirl"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

This is for, ugh, Congresswoman Frederica Wilson, race baiter and wearer of the goofy hats.
She's been rottin' her seat so long
Bangin' the racist gong
She trolls through the cracks of the dirty hallways where she plays
She hustled her way in the game
Where white guys get trashed and played by this Ho with no shame
She's done a load of socializin'
With the folks that she's despisin'
But she's gonna be where the whites are signing for free

Like a dime store cowgirl
Ridin' out the race card she's the star of the rodeo
Like a dime store cowgirl
Flippin' birds she peppers her speeches with a racist tone
Like water flowin' over a stone

Well she really does fan the flames
Phony smiles, just ride down the drain
And this clown goes on ridin' her fame that's takin' the wrong way
Her Supreme Angel Wings are due
But the stairway's broken and the squalor's muckin' up her boots
She done a load of socializin'
With the folks that she's despisin'
But she's gonna be where the whites are signing for free

Like a dime store cowgirl
Ridin' out the race card she's the star of the rodeo
Dime store cowgirl
Flippin' birds she peppers her speeches with a racist tone
Like water flowin' over a stone

Like a dime store cowgirl
Ridin' out the race card she's the star of the rodeo
Like a dime store cowgirl
Flippin' birds she peppers her speeches with racist tones
Like water flowin' over a stone

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Jonathan - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Awesome! (the parody, not Frederica!) 5s
Claude Prez - November 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Had to google to figure out who this person is. I saw the goofy hats but didn't care enough to look for the race baiting so I'll take your word for it. Well written, nice job.

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