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Song Parodies -> "Tombstone Pizza"

Original Song Title:

"Rhinestone Cowboy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Tombstone Pizza"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Tombstone Pizza

Ive been meltin' this cheese so long
Humming the same old song
I grilled this cheeseburger , followed the intructions, but did it the hard
way
But Ill make something else
Something that wont be so hard to make, and it wont be grilled
There'll be a load of sausage on it
Pepperoni all around it
And Im gonna cover it all with this cheese

Like a tombstone pizza
Slicing it up so I can eat it all
Like a tombstone pizza
Makin' it so I wont have to order it over the phone
But it wont be any DiGiorno



Well, I really don't mind delivery
Don't mind callin any pizza place and ordering it
But with this new pizza Im making no one can get inside my shoes
There'll be a load of sausage on it
Pepperoni all around it
And Im gonna cover it all with this cheese

Like a tombstone pizza
Slicing it up so I can eat it all
Like a tombstone pizza
Makin' it so I wont have to order it over the phone
But it wont be any DiGiorno


Like a tombstone pizza
Slicing it up so I can eat it all
Like a tombstone pizza
Makin' it so I wont have to order it over the phone
But it wont be any DiGiorno

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Lucas - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Two thumbs way up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
That was really good Jack. Way to Go! :)
Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty good, but I think you might have unconsciously done a takeoff on my anti-Bush song "Tombstone Cowboy." I'm not mad, though. Guy and Malcolm will think I am, but I'm not.

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