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Song Parodies -> "Simon Cowell-boy"

Original Song Title:

"Rhinestone Cowboy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Simon Cowell-boy"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I been watchin' that "Idol" buzz
Not good as it once was,
Old shows were grand - like a ba-by's brand - new beginning
No magic like that good old heyday
When Simon and Paula'd play.. no fun moment's remain..
Now scenes just flop like storm waved oceans
Fly so fast - show no emotions
A muddy'd up mash..just resulting in boring TV..

Not like Simon Cowell-boy!
Shoutin' out, "Won't you stop..you've the worst voice in the world!"
Ol' Simon Cowell-boy!
Granite glare and a scowl, and quite often a moan and groan..
Sent 'em off with a stare cold as stone..

Steven Tyler's no Idol judge,
Kinky leers at teen girls, ugh..
Weird expressions, a nod or a shrug,
Like smokin' a bong way..
Missin' here's all the real drama time
Not like early shows when..human interest
Could make ratings climb
They fixed a show that wasn't broken
All that's left is just a token,
Of what used to be..
Cancellation won't surprise me..

They need Simon Cowell-boy!
Shoutin' out, "Won't you stop..that's the worst voice in the world!"
Ol' Simon Cowell-boy!
Granite glare and a scowl, and quite often a moan and groan..
Sent 'em off with a stare cold as stone..

Sent 'em off with a stare cold as stone

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Dave W. - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I wonder if Judge Judy or Judge Joe Brown are available ....now..that would be interesting.....Here come da Judge,here come da Judge
Old Man Ribber - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - I see you are not afraid to take on "sacred Cowells". Nice job here. ;D
AFW - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave...now, there's an idea...and thanks, OMR..nice pun
Susanna Viljanen - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice. I have always liked the original song. 555
AFW - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you, Susanna

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