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Song Parodies -> "Tom Cruise as a Little Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Rhinestone Cowboy"

Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Tom Cruise as a Little Boy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This one goes out to all of the people who dislike or like Glen Campbell. It will only make sense when you listen to the song on youtube to refresh your memory and then read this or just play it while you are reading this. The little dashes at the begining of the sentence means that it was under his breathe or said to the side.
I've been wishing hard so long,
Even though I'm only eight.
Why I only did crack four times,
But I'm still on my way.
And it's super, very fun too!

I even like KFC,
Even though it gives me bad gas pains.
There's been so much diarrhea!
And I'm surprised I'm not a queer!
Thats why I drink my own pee.

I'm Tom Cruise as a Little Boy!

Stalking that hot actress like in a rodeo!

I'm Tom Cruise as a Little Boy!

Getting into fights with people I don't even know!
-And threats reported from little drunk whores!

There's much more stupidity I can gain,
But their is also some I can regain.
Still runnin' down that same old lane!
-That's why I feel really gay.

I enjoy drinking from the bay!
Becasue my own mother was too fat and lazy and slept in hay.

There will be a load of cigarette smokin',
I feel that I will start off chokin',
And I still like drinking my pee.

I'm Tom Cruise as a Little Boy!

Still stalkin' that hot actredd like in a rodeo!

I'm Tom Cruise as a Little Boy!

And I'm still gettin' into fights with people I don't even know!
-I'm still gettin' threats from that little drunk whore!

And still feel gay!!!!!
I hope you guys enjoyed it and if you have any comments or advice to make better ones, by all means, go ahead. I could use the advice.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   3

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Christie Marie M - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I like Glen Campbell and your parody! Some of it is true, I'm having a hard time believing as to whether or not Tom Cruise's gay life is true or just a rumor. I hope Katie Holmes reads your parody because she's having an awful time with him, especially the way he treats Suri. I came up with a nickname for him: Tom Fools! Come to think I had a crush on him a long time ago!
John Barry - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Cruise is creepy, so I like this. The pacing seems off just a tad.
cats - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you guys so much for the high votes. They're the first highs I ever got. Thank you. Christie Marie M, it is actually very true some parts, but with these acters, celebrities and singers, you really don't know which end is up with them and what is going on. That is why you NEVER know fully about them. How do you know? Maybe the whole thing is true about that guy........John Barry, I actually do agree with that one because I had a pretty hard time piecing the words together and that might be why. Yes, he is pretty creepy and that is why I am making fun of him. I think he is pretty creepy in a way that some people and even sometimes he can't figure out why.
LadyClean-X - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
By the time I get a Kleenex, he'll be ridin' . . . .
cats - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Ha-ha. Funny one.
Cats - October 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I might have more parodies coming in this weekend. Maybe one. I still have to figure out which song I want to do and I have to work on it.

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