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Song Parodies -> "By the Time I get the Kleenex"

Original Song Title:

"By the Time I Get to Phoenix"

Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"By the Time I get the Kleenex"

Parody Written by:

Gil Falasco

The Lyrics

By the time I get the Kleenex she'll be wakin’
’Cause I blew my big schnazola way too loud
She'll deny it when I tell her that it was louder
Than her hackin’ that kept me up the night before

By the time I get the Kleenex she won’t be sleepin'
She'll turn and yell my name right out loud
And then she’ll cry because my snorin’ wakes her weary
Tho' time and time I tried to tell her so
That maybe I should blow
My nose before I go
Off to dreamland - I know
This is pretty bad - I know

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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LiLKleenexKakes - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this is a cute ditty! And i never get tired of hearing this song, especially while driving in norCAL. . .

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