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Song Parodies -> "Brokeback Cowboy"

Original Song Title:

"Rhinestone Cowboy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Brokeback Cowboy"

Parody Written by:

leanneqld

The Lyrics

I was straight for far too long,
Being told that gay was wrong,
Now I know every crack of ev-er-y cowboy on Brokeback
Where hustle is the name of the game
And cowboys bonk a way that they don't feel no pain
THere'll be some controversy rising
But an oscar's on the horizon
And Heath's gonna be walking down the red carpet with me

Like a Brokeback cowboy
Steers and queers what you find when you go to a rodeo,
Like a Brokeback cowboy
Getting hugs and kisses from men I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone

Well I really don't mind the pain
I get off when you scream my name
And I'd love you to do me again
like ya did this past Sunday
Now I dream of just me and you
with the vaseline and a sleeping bag made for 2
There'll be some controversy rising
But an oscar's on the horizon
And Heath's gonna be walking down the red carpet with me


Like a brokeback cowboy
Steers and queers what you find when you go to a rodeo,
Like a Brokeback cowboy
Getting hugs and kisses from men I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone

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Pacing: 4.1
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 24

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Bob Gomez - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Best Brokeback Mountain song of the month--the winner is...this one!
YouKnowItsJoe - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Definately a 555, leanneqld It must be a hit, im feeling uncomfortable just singing along with it, you gotta check out Bob Rivers version "Backdoor Cowboy" , hes a legend and you've nailed it!!! nice one

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