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Song Parodies -> "The Story Of The Magic Boom Box"

Original Song Title:

"The Musical Box"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Story Of The Magic Boom Box"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

While Johnny Martin (12) Was Playing Checkers With Cindy McBrown (11), Sexy Lookin' Cindy Raised Her Hand High And Slaped Johhny In The Face, Two Weeks Later, In Johnny's Bedroom She Discovered His Tresured Boom Box. Now, She Put It On As "Stairway To Heaven" Began To Play, A Silent Voice Began To Arrive, Johnny Had Returned- But Not For Long, For As He Stood In The Room His Body Began Changing Now, Leaving A Child's Blood Inside. The CBS News Talked To Cindy, Unfortunatly The Attempt To Kiss Cindy To Fulfill His Romantic Desire, Led His Doctor To The Bedroom To Check The Noise, SGT. Pepper Hurled The Boom Box At The Stupid Pre-Teen Destroyed Both. THE END
Play Me Stairway To Heaven
That I May Sing With You
All The Kings And Queens Are Down The Shore
It Hardly Seems To Matter Now

And The Man Will Tell You Lies
At The Bedroom Beyond The Skies
But I Am Lost Within This House
It Hardly Seems To Matter Now

Play Me My Song
Here It Comes Again
Play Me My Song
Here It Comes Again

Just A Little Pinch
Just A Little Bit More Food
Time Left To Love My Girl

Play Me My Song
Here It Comes Again
Play Me My Song
Here It Comes Again

There's A Lady Who's Sure
Her Let Glitters Is Gold And She's
Buyin' A Stairway To Heaven
But The Dog, Lick Lick
On The Child's Face
But, I Want, And I Feel, And I Know, And I Kiss
The Lips

She's My Girlfriend, She's Mine
Kiss My Own Cheek, And Let Me Get To Know Your Name
She's My Girlfriend, She's Got Time
Kiss My Own Cheek, And Let Me Get To Know Your Face

I've Been Waiting Here So Long
And All This Time Has Past Us By
It Dosn't Seem To Matter Now
You Stand There With Nose Bleed
Like You're Smokin' Weed
Why Don't You Kiss Me, Kiss Me
Why Don't You Kiss Me, Kiss Me
Kiss Me Now Now Now Now Now

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Genesis - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, We Have Not Done This Song In 20 Years.
pickle - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the parody of a great song!

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