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Song Parodies -> "Tomorrow I'm Seventeen"

Original Song Title:

"Cuckoo Cocoon"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Tomorrow I'm Seventeen"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my 4th Harry Potter parody of a song from "The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway."
F**ked up with some stupid trace that keeps hurtin' my head
I got this feelin' when I'm seventeen, I'd soon be dead
All because of You-Know-Who and those ridiculous Death Eaters
I feel bothered

On my birthday, I am gonna turn seventeen

I'm in the house of the Weasleys, far from those Dursleys
And I'm not bothered by that small elf named Dobby
Like when he warned me about that danger at Hogwarts
But I won't be there

On my birthday, I am gonna turn seventeen

I wonder if I'm gonna end up in the prison of Azkaban
Or end up in a tomb when I become a man
No, I'm a wizard, who's gonna avenge my parents
No one will kill me

On my birthday, I am gonna turn seventeen

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