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Song Parodies -> "All That Jaws"

Original Song Title:

"All That Jazz"

Original Performer:

From the Play, "Chicago"

Parody Song Title:

"All That Jaws"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Classic flick, a book you can't put down,
That's what it was.
In Nineteen Seven-Five - it shook up every town
Broke scary laws.

Close the beach,
Get everybody out
Mister, save my child
Out there, we heard him shout..

We saw it at the mall, and felt our courage fall
From all that Jaws..

Show begins - with a suspenseful theme,
Makes our heart pause..
We see a girl bob up, and then we hear her scream
From all that jaws..

Sets us up
For all the terror thrills
They overflow the cup
With extra added chills
It shakes the nerves apart
We'll need a brand new heart
From all that Jaws..

Can't look!
At all that jaws
Good Lord!
That bod,
Was Robert Shaw's
Oh! Oh! Oh!

There at the screamin' mall - the drinks and popcorn fall
From all that Jaws

Swallow hard, each glass of gruesome juice
The fright scenes cause..
Faces white, feels like we're in a noose
From all that Jaws..

Hang on, babe
It's underneath the boat
If we watch this again
We'll need a bigger throat

Not large enough, it seems
To handle all the screams
From all that Jaws..

This film's beyond the bounds - keeps you on the edge,
Fine plot, no flaws
Explosive finish, pounds the final wedge
From all that Jaws..

Almost over - blown up creature
Oh my God! - a triple feature..
Previewed pause, then two more, "Saws"
After all that Jaws..

Nuff - all that Jaws..
Come on, babe
Our hearts are horror'd out
From all...that..Jaws..

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lurker - November 28, 2013 - Report this comment
jaws??? looks more like the pirahnas are bitin' you in ratin's! you don't eat shark fin soup, do ya, boy? greenpeace will get ya ;-)
Dave W. - December 01, 2013 - Report this comment
Never yell SHARK in a theatre...it scares the hell out of people

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