-> "Dim Dim For Me"
Original Song Title:
"Chim Chim Cher-ee"
Parody Song Title:
"Dim Dim For Me"
The Lyrics
Dim dim for me, dim dim for me
Those bright headlights
I snapped mine on low, but you've kept yours on brights
Dim dim for me, dim dim for me
Dim, dammit, do..
Blinding me when we pass endangers you, too
If we should collide the court must blame you
This road is narrow and shoulders are soft
Obstructing my view are your beams aloft
Just finger the lever that's all it will take
You should be more cautious and give me a brake
Dim dim for me, dim dim for me
Those Halogens.
Direct in my eyes shines the glare of their beams
Dim dim for me, dim dim for me
Your super lens
Or in emergency you'll wake from your dreams
You're in a big car, a Ford or a Merc
Try to be more courteous, not such a jerk
When driving this beetle I like to relax
You don't own the highway, I help pay the tax
Very fast is your speed and dark is the night
I hope your not drinking and high as a kite..
Dim dim for me, dim dim for me
Dammit! now dim..
I don't know the driver, but I'm pissed at him
As he goes by I see bar lights on top
He stays on bright and I'll be damned, he's a cop!
He never did dim for me, ashamed should be..
I'm...his....Pop!
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