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Song Parodies -> "Dim Dim For Me"

Original Song Title:

"Chim Chim Cher-ee"

Original Performer:

From "Mary Poppins"

Parody Song Title:

"Dim Dim For Me"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Dim dim for me, dim dim for me
Those bright headlights
I snapped mine on low, but you've kept yours on brights
Dim dim for me, dim dim for me
Dim, dammit, do..
Blinding me when we pass endangers you, too

If we should collide the court must blame you

This road is narrow and shoulders are soft
Obstructing my view are your beams aloft
Just finger the lever that's all it will take
You should be more cautious and give me a brake

Dim dim for me, dim dim for me
Those Halogens.
Direct in my eyes shines the glare of their beams
Dim dim for me, dim dim for me
Your super lens
Or in emergency you'll wake from your dreams

You're in a big car, a Ford or a Merc
Try to be more courteous, not such a jerk
When driving this beetle I like to relax
You don't own the highway, I help pay the tax
Very fast is your speed and dark is the night
I hope your not drinking and high as a kite..

Dim dim for me, dim dim for me
Dammit! now dim..
I don't know the driver, but I'm pissed at him
As he goes by I see bar lights on top
He stays on bright and I'll be damned, he's a cop!
He never did dim for me, ashamed should be..
I'm...his....Pop!


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Meriadoc - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Loved it - really clever idea!
alvin - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
brilliant...even more so than some idiots headlights
Ann Hammond - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
he he he he
AFW - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Meriadoc, alvin, and Ann
littleCupCakes - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Very Good Sir, nice & enjoyable read and quite true! I like it! . . . not the highbeams, though!
AFW - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, LCC
TJC - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Scans beautifuly so beautifully I saw the light!
Jim Beam - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank god it's some other beam to blame this time! And, most, er, illuminating!
AFW - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you TJC, and thanks, Jim B..good pun
adagio - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one, AFW. It DOES scan very nicely. 5's
AFW - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, adagio
Peregrin - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Great! You had me in the first two lines :)

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