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Song Parodies -> "Hey There, Congress!"

Original Song Title:

"Hey, St. Peter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Flash & THe Pan

Parody Song Title:

"Hey There, Congress!"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

I like to make parodies of uncommon songs and I vaguely remember this tune form the 70's Enjoy and I will remember to enable comments.
The morning was typical in DC
Foggy miasma foul and grey
The shit stained pols couldn't help but smile
Because they gave it all away
The smell of comprise was in the air
Because the US couldn't pay its bill
Something foul and rotten was being crafted....
Smelling worse than four day old roadkill

I said, Hey, hey, hey there Congress!
What is that foul smell?
I've just been down to DC town
It really feels like hell
It really feels like hell

The Pols were busy pointing fingers
"For the People' was decades ago
Yesterday they wasted another day
As their profligate corruption did grow
A Nation once bathed in glory
All but ready to fall in flames
Much the same historical story...
The elected criminals were to blame

I said, Hey, hey, hey, St. Peter
I have a tale to tell
They threw us down in DC Town!!!
They need a place in hell
They need a place in Hell!

I said, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, St. Peter
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, St. Peter
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, St. Peter
We're living here in hell
We're living here in hell!

(instrumental break)

Hey, St. Peter
WHy did you ring my bell?
"The Electorate gets what they elect!"
You have made your own hell!
You have made your own hell!

I said, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, St. Peter
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, St. Peter
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, St. Peter
We feel the flames of Hell!
We caused that foul smell!
We created our own hell!

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Patrick - July 25, 2013 - Report this comment
The original song may be obscure, but your message is all too familiar.

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