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Song Parodies -> "Brain Drain"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Brain Drain"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Once Germany lost WW2, the victorious Allies on both sides took more than just the spoils laying around- they systematically took everything Germany had invented or improved upon both military and civilian as well as every scientist, engineer, and specialist they could grab. In the US the rocket scientists helped to develop interceptor missiles, ICBMs, and space rockets as well as space medicine via the Dachau doctors! The USSR dismantled entire German installations and moved them back East along with all scientists and their families. All German secret weapons built or conceived were stolen along with all patents- unprecedented in history, Germany was raped of millions of documents that took 11 years to evaluate and redistribute for aerospace gain and spin-off tech that was sold around the world. Germany owes the West NOTHING for the Marshall Plan- they paid for it with everything they had. Many of these technologies are STILL highly classified b/c it took decades to replicate advanced propulsion systems while other technolgies needed to wait decades to become applicable in warfare. Although the atom bomb was the most advanced weapon in WW2, it was NOT the most advanced technology. SS General Kammler disappeared in early 1945 on a Ju-390 with Die Glocke which no one will say what it was. Speculation was that it was either a machine for opening a temporal vortex or a spacecraft of some kind with unusual propulsion. German disc craft were admitted to in 1995 after 50 years of denial by the USAF but remain classified until 2020. Jonastal SIII facility is classified for 100 yrs by the AEC- 2045 due to possible German Unified Field weapon research! Thermobaric weapons, FAEs, radiologicals, nerve gases, spacecraft, the Foo Fighters (Phoo Bombs), rail guns, EM wave cannons, and other nasty things were way beyond what the Allies expected from 1940s tech. They Brain-Drained Germany for everything and much of it the US and USSR developed postwar...
1945 and the Allies thus scout
Brain Drain
German tech and scientists all about
Brain Drain

[Chorus]
Brilliant minds, Brilliant Minds, Brilliant Minds
Brain Drain

Forget about the Jews, Dachau doctors used!
Brain Drain
von Braun available and secrets he tells
Brain Drain

Brilliant minds, Brilliant Minds, Brilliant Minds
Brain Drain

The Fuhrer is gone but technology's strong
Brain Drain
The files are all stacked, they can't get it back
Brain Drain

Brilliant minds, Brilliant Minds, Brilliant Minds
Brain Drain
Brilliant minds, Brilliant Minds, Brilliant Minds
Brain Drain

Germany in flames, but their ideas were retained...
Brain Drain

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Peter Andersson - March 30, 2012 - Report this comment
There's a movie that debutes next week, it might be highly entertaining for you (unless you get a brain hemorrage from all the (supposed) historical inaccuracies), it's called Iron Sky and the premise is that Nazis went to the moon and hid there for seventy year:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEueJnsu80&skipcontrinter=1
Rob Arndt - March 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks PA, but I have been aware since the beginning as I was consulted by the productiion tam on the German discs when at the Black Sun site. Over the years I have been contacted by the Discovery Channel and UFO Hunters as well. The tv shows are crap as they never realy go into the chronology of German disc development but rather focas on the mysteries of the V-7 nonsense which was not a V-waffen, not p[art of Vril, and not simply a Versuchs (prototype). It was this: http://discaircraft.greyfalcon.us/Richard%20Miethe.htm People tend to hear what they want rather than follow chronologies of events and production. In "Iron Sky" which is a comedy mocking of German tech claims, the Nazis emerge from a moon base from 1945 in the year 2018 to attack earth. Their design team ultimately just made mods to the Haunebu designs and took from video games like Wolfenstein (which WAS a real SS Castle- which were used as cover for SS experimentation due to the unlikelihood of being bombed). Schloss Wewlelburg was where the Nazis took the crashed Freiburg disc and supposedly reverse-engineered it. http://discaircraft.greyfalcon.us/CLAIMED%20NON.htm
Rob Arndt - March 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Follow-up... sorry about the typos, it's early here and I didn't proof! Anyway, here's art of their flugscheiben: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0168e76ca2a4970c-600wi
Porfle Popnecker - March 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Interesting parody.
Rob Arndt - March 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Die Glocke, for those that don't know: http://discaircraft.greyfalcon.us/DIE%20GLOCKE.htm

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