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Song Parodies -> "Rocket Man "

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man "

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Rocket Man "

Parody Written by:

Onslaught

The Lyrics

It packed a punch last night, test flight
Zero flyers ducked their heads
And it's gonna reach Guam when they launch again
Pot-bellied Un, the goon, plays with his life
This suicidal race
Oh, what a gormless blight

And I think it's gonna be no time at all
Until that hammer starts its fatal fall
He's on a path to self destruction yeah
No Ho Chi Minh, no, he's Rocket Man
Rocket Man, that's what Trump has started calling him

After that it's gonna be a long long time
Till North Korea has a healthy clime
The Geiger counter beeps its warning, no!
Go go go go Oh, that Rocket Man
Rocket Man, ruler of a burned out Thunder Dome

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
But Pyongyang's just as bad
Radiation would mutate them, if you did

And all this bluster
I don't understand
What ever does he hope to win
Rocket Man
Rocket Man

And I think it's gonna be no time at all
Until that hammer starts its fatal fall
He's on a path to self destruction yeah
No Ho Chi Minh, no, he's Rocket Man
Rocket Man, that's what Trump has started calling him

After that it's gonna be a long long time
Till North Korea has a healthy clime
The Geiger counter beeps its warning, no!
Go go go go Oh, that Rocket Man
Rocket Man, ruler of a burned out Thunder Dome

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 66

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   13
 13
 13
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
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 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   52
 52
 52
 

User Comments

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CML - September 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Looks like you incurred the wrath of the Kim Jong Un fanboys, Onslaught
Onslaught - September 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Well you know what they say, raters gotta hate.
Anonymous - September 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Looks like The Comedian is up to his old tricks.
Bitter Bob - September 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Anyone who knows Johnny knows better than to fall for that, a******
Onslaught - September 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone, 38 votes, I believe that's a new personal best for me. I couldn't have done it without you all.
39 girl - September 20, 2017 - Report this comment
It's not you all, it's ya all
Dan - September 20, 2017 - Report this comment
^ is that your IQ? 39? It's Y'all, not ya all!!!
Max Power - September 21, 2017 - Report this comment
It's possible that it was Kim Jong Un voting it down. Considering how his father was, I wouldn't be surprised. Like father like son.

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