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Song Parodies -> "Omnicider"

Original Song Title:

"Tiny Dancer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Omnicider"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

My condolences for those harmed in the Orlando shooting... but cursed be the omniciding filth who carried out the attack and only a dysgenic misanthrope would offer praise for such a murderous act. So, will the Muslim community express outrage... or will they remain silent and make us wonder where their allegiances lie? If you want me to stop excoriating Islam... then stop the omniciding.
Omnicider

(Sung to Tiny Dancer - Elton John)


A caliph, Wahhabis..and there are Imams... the leaders of Islam
Dissimilating, and always hating; I clearly understand
As for ISIS, those who praise it should be melted into sand
The rage is in me, when them I do see, Omniciders of the land..

A sociopath... vents his wrath...
for Orlando, no excuse
ISIS laughs.. they praise his path..
As I read the hateful news...

To save our lands, we'll make a stand
come November time...
Our President, won't say their name..
but Islam is to blame....

But there it feels so real
Dying there with no appeal
I'll make sure you hear me
When I glower angrily...

Yes, another omnicider
chose a business down the way...
Locked and loaded; shot some lead in...
Another stupid, violent day...

Burn in hell now Omnicider
for the accursed things you do...
If supported by religion..
Then your faith it should burn too..

Our leaders clueless... why did he do this? The reason it's so clear...
It's terrorism, a violent ism.. that fills us full of fear..
Supporters violent.. Muslims silent... melt them with the sand
Now an election... and misdirection ... will they make a stand?

But does it now feel real?
They bleed there without knowing why
Will Muslims feel outrage?
When we target... those hating...

Yes, another omnicider
chose a business down the way...
Locked and loaded; shot some lead in...
Another stupid, violent day...

How do we stop all this carnage?
Force majeure' not all I'd say...
No more hateful, violent Islam
There has to be a better way!

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