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Song Parodies -> "Mullet Man"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Mullet Man"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

She combed my locks last night, just right
Shoulder length, happy man
And the hair is gonna fly
In the Carolina wind
I miss my neck so much, I guess it’s red
It’s hair that flows with grace
On such a noble head.

And I’m thinking that I'll perm my way long hair
And pick up chicks out at the county fair
I'm a manly man with a handsome dome
Oh wo wo wo
I’m a mullet man
Mullet man
Coolest lookin' dude you've ever known.

A bar’s just the kind of place to take your kids
Good thing it's not my cell
And friends will help you raise them,
And give ‘em cigs.
And all this culture, I don’t understand
I wash my face just twice a week
A mullet man,
A mullet man

And I’m thinking that I'll perm my way long hair
And pick up chicks out at the county fair
I'm a manly man with a handsome dome
Oh wo wo wo
I’m a mullet man
Mullet man
Coolest lookin' dude you've ever known.
Originally appeared in the Blogging Baker. http://thebloggingbaker.blogspot.com/2009/06/mullet-man.html copyright 2009

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An admirer - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
You, sir, have talent... tonsorial and comedic! Keep em coming!
Warren Baker - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks so much for your kindness. There are more on the way. wb
Christie Marie M - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Good one, Warren B! Welcome to the site! Mullets on guys are cool! Combing 555 strands of hair from your mullet!
blackjack21 - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll have to mull it over, but I think this was pretty good.
Warren Baker - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Yikes! Now I know how Wall Street feels.

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