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Song Parodies -> "Hair Grows"

Original Song Title:

"Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)"

Original Performer:

Edison and the Light House

Parody Song Title:

"Hair Grows"

Parody Written by:

Carlos Poblete

The Lyrics

She ain't got no acne
Her toes are as sweet as honey
And her back is blackheads free

Oh, but hair grows from my Rosemary's nose
And nobody knows it like me

People says it's curly
And she dyes it daily
And she grows it wild and free

Oh, but hair grows from my Rosemary's nose
And nobody knows it like me

It's something that tickles my ear !
When she whispers "my Dear"!
And I just gotta yelp..Yay !!
She rubs Afro Sheen on that hair
And it's working so well
That I can't help but stare...hey hey hey

I'm a lucky fella
But not a hairy smella
And I love her endlessly

Because hair grows from my Rosemary's nose
And nobody knows it like me

It's something that tickles my ear !
When she whispers "my Dear"!
And I just gotta yelp..Yay !!
She rubs Afro Sheen on that hair
And it's working so well
That I can't help but stare...hey hey hey

I'm a lucky fella
But not a hairy smella
And I love her endlessly

Because hair grows from my Rosemary's nose
And nobody knows it like me

Hair grows from my Rosemary's nose
And nobody knows it like me
[Fadeout:]

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Old Man Ribber - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
This is a great idea...heaven nose why! ;D
Dave W. - March 06, 2013 - Report this comment
Funny from toes to the nose
Lifeliver - March 06, 2013 - Report this comment
Simple, innocuous, apolitical, surefooted and fun. I'd like to see more parodies like this. 555

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