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Song Parodies -> "Joe Sakic Is Paralyzed"

Original Song Title:

"Two Tickets To Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eddie Money

Parody Song Title:

"Joe Sakic Is Paralyzed"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Anyone rememver Joe Sakic,the Colorado Avalanche player? You knew that the Colorado Avalanche were formerly known as Quebec Nordiques. Right?
Moved to Denver a whole decade ago
We are the Avalanche of Colorado you know
We came from Quebec,came from Quebec
We came from Quebec,came from Quebec

We're gonna take you on a trip to Denver here
We got Joe Sakic in the roster,you knew it,he may not disappear
We came from Quebec,came from Quebec
We came from Quebec,came from Quebec

You think Joe Sakic is paralyzed
Quebec Nordiques is no more all right
You think Joe Sakic is paralyzed
You think Joe Sakic is paralyzed

We're gonna take you on a trip to Denver here
We got Joe Sakic in the roster,you knew it,he may not disappear (you like him)
We came from Quebec,came from Quebec
We came from Quebec,came from Quebec

You think Joe Sakic is paralyzed
Quebec Nordiques is no more all right
You think Joe Sakic is paralyzed
You think Joe Sakic is paralyzed

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 2

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Michael Pacholek - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Really bad taste here. I almost went to the NHL website to make sure Sakic wasn't hurt. You've got more offense than New York's hockey team. (And those Rangers suck.)
Susanna Viljanen - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
While I am an ice hockey enthusiast (like most Finns), the topic of this song is not nice. Serious ice hockey accidents, where a player breaks his neck or back and gets a spinal injury are not uncommon and while they happen, they are not nice and certainly no issues to make fun about. 5 for pacing, 1 for topic which was neither funny nor witty and 2 for overall bad taste.

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