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Song Parodies -> "Moskau (mondegreen version)"

Original Song Title:

"Moskau"

Original Performer:

Dschinghis Khan

Parody Song Title:

"Moskau (mondegreen version)"

Parody Written by:

Mr. X

The Lyrics

One day, I just got bored, so I decided to take all the Moskau mondegreens I could think of & make it into a Moskau parody. Anyways, this is my first parody & I hope you enjoy it.
Moscow,
Fred took a Heimlich roll,
Tour me us wrote "em gold,
Called sweetie ice.

Moscow,
Dock with the work lick, Kent,
Thereby in fire, Brent,
In dear sew heights.

Cause I can hey, hey, hey
Heft the glazer, hey!
Natasha ha, ha, ha
Do bitchin' rum, ha!
To varnish hey, hey, hey
Of thus leavin', hey!

Off Dean wall,
Brooder, hey!
Brooder, ho!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
Fifth the glazer and the wand,
Russ land is ton shunner's land.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
Dina Sealy is so gross,
Knox star is the toy full loss.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
Leave her smacked with caviar,
Made Ken sin zoom cushion da.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
Come we're tan zen of them tish,
Bister tish zoo Sam and bricked.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Moscow,
Tour sir for Gungan height,
Smeagol durz Aaron's site,
Rot wee thus blute.

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-moscow,
We're Dina Sealy, Kent,
Thereby in leave her, Brent,
Hi, sweetie glute.

Cause I can hey, hey, hey
Heft the glazer, hey!
Natasha ha, ha, ha
Do bitchin' rum, ha!
To varnish hey, hey, hey
Of thus leavin', hey!

Off Dean wall,
Made Ken, hey!
Made Ken, ho!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
Fifth the glazer and the wand,
Russ land is ton shunner's land.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
Dina Sealy is so gross,
Knox star is the toy full loss.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey!

Moscow,
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!

Moscow, (Moscow),
La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Oooooooohhhhhh,
Oh, oh, oooooooohhhhhh,
Ooooooooohhhh.
Oh, oh, oooooooohhhhhh,
Oooooooohhhhhh,
Oh, oh, oooooooohhhhhh.

Moscow! Moscow!
Moscow, Moscow,
Wad car drink purr goo and height,
Does mach hundred Yaromite.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
Vader Ken, dine glasses leer,
Dockin' Keller is not mere.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

(Moscow!)
(Moscow!)



Cause I can hey, hey, hey
Heft the glazer, hey!
Natasha ha, ha, ha
Do bitchin' rum, ha!
To varnish hey, hey, hey
Of thus leavin', hey!

Off Dean wall,
Brooder, hey!
Brooder, ho!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
Fifth the glazer and the wand,
Russ land is ton shunner's land.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
Dina Sealy is so gross,
Knox star is the toy full loss.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
Leave her smacked with caviar,
Made Ken sin zoom cushion da.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hey!

Moscow, Moscow,
Come we're tan zen of them tish,
Bister tish zoo Sam and bricked.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey!

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some guy - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
So...Mr. X has finally written a parody?
The Parody Police - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Mr X, Simply combining a hodgepodge of misheard lyrics into one song does not constitute a parody. The parody has to follow a coherent topic, something which is missing here. Bear this in mind and im sure something good will come from you.
Mr. X - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
But Boris Callahan made a parody out of misheard lyrics & you haven't faulted him for it!
Red Ant - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I completely disagree with the parody police; I've made over a dozen misheard lyrics parodies, and one thing they all have in common is they don't make any sense. That doesn't keep them from being funny or enjoyable, but the reader has to know the song, which is likely the problem here. I was able to find a copy of it, and this is pretty good. I thought they were singing "lost cow".
Mr. X - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant, I agree with you about the idea of mondegreen-based parodies being funny. I also agree that the Parody Police doesn't know Moskau. I warned this guy who did a mondegreens-based Nirvana parody about the Parody Police, but it wasn't really necessary now that you've assured me. Also, I found a video on Google Video of "Moss Cow", basically the Moskau video with the lyrics to this Moskau parody called Moss Cow, but I coudn't see the lyrics because the screen cut them off for some reason.
Dylan Baranski - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, Red Ant, you sound like you know Moskau. Perhaps you should write a Dschinghis Khan parody yourself. P.S., have you written any parodies, Mr. Parody Police?
Dylan Baranski - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, I was on YouTube looking for Dschinghis Khan videos the other day, and I found this one video with someone else's misinterpretation of Moskau (WARNING: Video contains some mild language): www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH8gtrD4_C4&mode=related&search=

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