Song Parodies -> Blackwater
| Original Song Title: | "Black Water" |
| Original Performer: | Doobie Brothers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Blackwater" |
| Parody Written by: | Violet T. Riol |
Well, they collect the graft
And their coffers are bloated
Maliki's jumpin'
They tell that chump, "Do this"
Blackwater keeps trollin' for cash just the same
Foe Blackwater keeps on trollin'
That Euphrates loot just keeps pilin' up endlessly
Foe Blackwater keeps on goin'
Rips off me and you, its ill-gotten booty tax-free
Foe Blackwater keeps on rollin'
Trigger-happy goons, dolts, and creeps, cons, liars, and thieves
Yeah, these cons, liars, a blight
They can't do anything, pimp for Mammon,
They cannot do anything right
But they ain't got no worries
Scurried in, no-bid, after the fall
And for no reign do they care
For their crimes they get off scott free
They drive their vehicles all over town
A drug- and beer-soaked f*ckup dickweed band
Of rancid honky drunks
Who just randomly rifle and shoot people down
Foe Blackwater keeps on trollin'
Inept, crooked fool Jerry Bremer got these freaks
Foe Blackwater keeps on rollin'
Rips off me and you, Messo-Hessian mercenaries
Foe Blackwater keeps on blowin'
Misfits, dipsh*ts, goons, dolts, and creeps, cons, liars, and thieves
Yeah, these cons, liars, a blight
They can't do anything, pimp for Mammon,
They cannot do anything right
But they ain't got no worries
Scurried in, exempt, from laws of all.
A drug- and beer-soaked f*ckup dickweed band
Pimp for Mammon with theft on a scale that's grand
Theft is grand, scale of theft is grand, pimp for Mammon
They rip off taxpayers and roll along
A bunch o' honky drunks, flunky punks, thuggish skunks
Can't nail them for wrong
And their coffers are bloated
Maliki's jumpin'
They tell that chump, "Do this"
Blackwater keeps trollin' for cash just the same
Foe Blackwater keeps on trollin'
That Euphrates loot just keeps pilin' up endlessly
Foe Blackwater keeps on goin'
Rips off me and you, its ill-gotten booty tax-free
Foe Blackwater keeps on rollin'
Trigger-happy goons, dolts, and creeps, cons, liars, and thieves
Yeah, these cons, liars, a blight
They can't do anything, pimp for Mammon,
They cannot do anything right
But they ain't got no worries
Scurried in, no-bid, after the fall
And for no reign do they care
For their crimes they get off scott free
They drive their vehicles all over town
A drug- and beer-soaked f*ckup dickweed band
Of rancid honky drunks
Who just randomly rifle and shoot people down
Foe Blackwater keeps on trollin'
Inept, crooked fool Jerry Bremer got these freaks
Foe Blackwater keeps on rollin'
Rips off me and you, Messo-Hessian mercenaries
Foe Blackwater keeps on blowin'
Misfits, dipsh*ts, goons, dolts, and creeps, cons, liars, and thieves
Yeah, these cons, liars, a blight
They can't do anything, pimp for Mammon,
They cannot do anything right
But they ain't got no worries
Scurried in, exempt, from laws of all.
A drug- and beer-soaked f*ckup dickweed band
Pimp for Mammon with theft on a scale that's grand
Theft is grand, scale of theft is grand, pimp for Mammon
They rip off taxpayers and roll along
A bunch o' honky drunks, flunky punks, thuggish skunks
Can't nail them for wrong
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I knew there was going to be a parody of this song to this topic, but what I didn't know is how well it would be done. "Misfits, dipsh*ts, goons, dolts, and creeps, cons, liars, and thieves": wow! I was hoping for an interesting security code here... oh well, at least I have one.
like this
Excellent... 5-5-5
Just a bit of trivia here I'd like to add. The name "blackwater" comes from the Iran/Contra scandle of the Reagan era. The tiny country in central America that was so involved with Iran/Contra was Nicaragua which actually and literally means blackwater. The CEO of BW is an ex Navy Seal and the company that actually belongs to THE company got its start right after Iran/Contra.
I came to see if this parody had been done yet and I see that it has. No point on trying to write this parody as you have nailed it Violet. Although the topic itself is not funny because innocent civilians are being slaughtered by these renegade rednecks who apparently answer to no one, I'm sure the intent of the parody is to point this out. 5-5-5
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