-> "American Wedding"
Original Song Title:
"American Pie"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"American Wedding"
The Lyrics
In East Great Falls High School
Jim had just remembered
That Michelle will try to marry him
And Michelle has a kid sister
And nobody to administer
Finch maybe tried to get a hold of Jim
But his father is way much cooler
Jim's friends are really clever
Good news on the doorstep
His dad will take a good step
Jim can't remember Don McLean
And everything went insane
And something can be very lame
Let's ring the wedding bells
And this was an American Wedding
So Stifler can be Hitler,what if Stifler's forbidden
And those high school boys are really singing and drinking
So this will be the one you're inviting
This will be the one you're inviting
Did Finch love bachelor parties
And he was feeling down and dirty
And if that Stifler tells you why
But can Jim believe in wedding bliss
Can Michelle give Jim a kiss
And singing "this'll be the day that I die"
Well,I know that he hates Madonna songs
Including some sort of a cover wrong
So don't kick off your shoes
You're still dancing like rhythm and blues
He was a phony teenage class clown dude
Like Raphael,he was cool but crude
He's fond of lust and he's not rude
Let's ring the wedding bells
You are invited,this was an American Wedding
Your father cannot bother something truly forbidden
If those weird class clowns are really singing and drinking
Then this will be the one you're inviting
This will be the one you're inviting
Now for four years,Vicky's been around
And Jim was out wiht a class clown
But that's not how it used to be
When that Stifler said "you're an idiot"
But Jim said that he was a riot
Let's listen to some Liberace
Oh,and while Jim was looking up
That Stifler's kicking at his butt
Dentention was adjourned
Something that you have learned
Michelle's favorite color can be changed
It could be girly blue or something strange
And things are proud to be rearranged
Let's ring the wedding bells
Are we saying,this was an American Wedding
Something lust you can trust can be really forbidden
There are good old boys that are singing and drinking
Now this will be the one you're inviting
This will be the one you're inviting
I met a teen who loved the blues
And he's telling me some bad news
Vicky smiled and turned away
Everybody's always bored
And Jim's not here anymore
In this high school,I will have a bad hair day
But at home,I watch Sesame Street
Journey To Ernie can't be beat
And some words I have spoken
Jim's heart cannot be broken
And the wedding Jim admires most
That girl Michelle and some holy ghost
But not a crazy game show host
After those wedding bells
And I have knew it...this was an American Wedding
Every bliss and every kiss isn't strictly forbidden
Some darn class clown can be singing and drinking
But this will be the one you're inviting
This will be the one you're inviting
Thought about it,this was an American Wedding
Drive a chevy,you're not heavy,nothing's really forbidden
Everybody's sad after singing and drinking
And this will be the one you're inviting
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