-> "Panzer Mk.V"
Original Song Title:
"9 to 5"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Panzer Mk.V"
The Lyrics
Climb into the turret, driver turns on the ignition
Time for another day of combat attrition
After roarin' and smokin‘, the Maybach HL 230 comes to life
Put her into gear and then she starts a movin'
Out in the field, the enemy starts shootin'
Time to load up the big 75(mm)
Panzer Mk,V, what a Nazi tank to make a killin'
Shooting on the move due to torsion bar suspension
It just blows their mind and they never see it comin’
It's amazing as long as we can keep this beast a runnin’
Panzer Mk.V, for armor death and destruction
You would think that it would deserve much more war production
Speer wants to move ahead, but Hitler wants much, much more
To combat larger Soviet tanks than the T-34
Fire the big gun, just watch enemy armor shatter
Maneuvering the tank, just hear the engine/transmission clatter
But the enemy tanks seldom get away
4000 Panthers built and that’s where it ends
Waitin' for the day the Tiger I and IIs rush in
Hitler thinks the tide's gonna turn an' it's all gonna go our away
Panzer Mk.V, for armor death and destruction
You would think that it would deserve much more war production
Speer wants to move ahead, but Hitler wants much, much more
To combat larger Soviet tanks than the T-34
Panzer Mk.V, whoa, enemy infantry tries to pin you
Using a Bazooka, but you keep firing the twin 7.92s
Got plenty of armor up to 120mm
I tell you what, it takes a hell of a lot to defeat us
Panzer Mk.V, for armor death and destruction
You would think that it would deserve much more war production
Speer wants to move ahead, but Hitler wants much, much more
To combat larger Soviet tanks than the T-34
Panzer Mk.V, whoa, enemy infantry tries to pin you
Using a Bazooka, but you keep firing the twin 7.92s
Got plenty of armor up to 120mm
I tell you what, it takes a hell of a lot to defeat us
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