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Song Parodies -> "Panzer Mk.V"

Original Song Title:

"9 to 5"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dolly Parton

Parody Song Title:

"Panzer Mk.V"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More WW2 silliness...
Climb into the turret, driver turns on the ignition
Time for another day of combat attrition
After roarin' and smokin‘, the Maybach HL 230 comes to life

Put her into gear and then she starts a movin'
Out in the field, the enemy starts shootin'
Time to load up the big 75(mm)

Panzer Mk,V, what a Nazi tank to make a killin'
Shooting on the move due to torsion bar suspension
It just blows their mind and they never see it comin’
It's amazing as long as we can keep this beast a runnin’

Panzer Mk.V, for armor death and destruction
You would think that it would deserve much more war production
Speer wants to move ahead, but Hitler wants much, much more
To combat larger Soviet tanks than the T-34

Fire the big gun, just watch enemy armor shatter
Maneuvering the tank, just hear the engine/transmission clatter
But the enemy tanks seldom get away

4000 Panthers built and that’s where it ends
Waitin' for the day the Tiger I and IIs rush in
Hitler thinks the tide's gonna turn an' it's all gonna go our away

Panzer Mk.V, for armor death and destruction
You would think that it would deserve much more war production
Speer wants to move ahead, but Hitler wants much, much more
To combat larger Soviet tanks than the T-34

Panzer Mk.V, whoa, enemy infantry tries to pin you
Using a Bazooka, but you keep firing the twin 7.92s
Got plenty of armor up to 120mm
I tell you what, it takes a hell of a lot to defeat us

Panzer Mk.V, for armor death and destruction
You would think that it would deserve much more war production
Speer wants to move ahead, but Hitler wants much, much more
To combat larger Soviet tanks than the T-34

Panzer Mk.V, whoa, enemy infantry tries to pin you
Using a Bazooka, but you keep firing the twin 7.92s
Got plenty of armor up to 120mm
I tell you what, it takes a hell of a lot to defeat us




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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 17

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Patrick - May 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Not sure about the pacing, but you're good on historical and technical details.
Rob Arndt - May 02, 2011 - Report this comment
That's the hardest part of rating IMHO b/c people forget the pacing of the singer that sang the song. I tried hard with this one but failed to list the Panther's 50 tons and sloped armor. BTW, I specialize in the Third Reich so be prepared for more parodies with WW2 themes.

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